1. If you let me take you to dinner, you get free food.
2. I give good back rubs.
3. I'm a good listener.
4. I have never broken into a bear's home and eaten all their porridge.
5. I have no communicable diseases.
6. I am persistent.
7. You might actually enjoy it.
8. As of yet, I have never overlooked the importance of regular, continuous breathing.
9. I can usually eat spaghetti without getting sauce on my shirt.
10. My shoelaces are hardly ever untied.
11. I will only tie you up and spank you if you ask me to.
12. I can, at the touch of a button, have a pizza delivered to me in 30 minutes or less.
13. Dogs like me.
14. Sometimes cats, too
15. I don't cry over spilled milk.
16. I give foot rubs when asked.
17. I have never locked myself in a car.
18. I'm really a nice person once you get to know me.
19. I am not materialistic.
20. I am an accomplished TV-avoider.
21. Would help an old lady cross the Road.
22. I seldom pick fights with inanimate objects.
23. I believe that every person has the potential to become great.
24. I feel that reading a good book is an excellent way to spend time.
25. I give money to charity.
26. I change my toothbrush when the blue color-bristles go away.
27. I feel that a relationship can exist without ping-pong if it needs to.
28. I would never wear black shoes with a blue suit.
29. I speak 2 languages, English, Kids, and I can understand Idiot
30. I clean up nice.
31. I'm not *that* much of an eyesore.
32. I take a shower at least once a day.
33. I'm housebroken.
34. I have been told that I'm good in bed.
35. I don't wear white shoes after Labor Day.
36. I seldom eat crackers in bed.
37. I am usually able to find Waldo.
38. I am heterosexual.
39. I have never committed a violent crime.
40. You haven't had a sufficient dose of strangeness in your life.
41. I am excellent at compiling purposeless lists.
42. The possibility exists that I am more fun in person than via computer.
43. I am a better conversationalist than most other men.
44. I am not a sexist.
45. I hardly ever slurp when drinking soup.
46. When I wash my socks, I don't leave them hanging in the bathroom after they're dry.
47. Nobody can heat up a TV dinner better than I can.
48. I love to cook and am good at it.
49. I do my own laundry.
50. The voices in my head told me you would like me.
51. I do not drink and drive.
52. You'll never get a collect call from me.
53. It will be a life-enriching experience.
54. There is a refreshing absence of monsters under my bed lately.
55. I would give up my appendix for the right person.
56. My blender has never had a frog in it.
57. I can change a flat tire.
58. I'm smarter than the average bear.
59. I may not be the best cook, but I can manage.
60. We can always go out to dinner instead.
61. I promise to spend very little of our time together staring at other women.
62. My kisses will take your breath away.
63. I have a professional job and I am good at what I do.
64. I am 99% always happy and smiling.
65. I pay my own bills.
66. I have my own car.
67. I suck at strip poker.
68. My smiles are heavenly!
69. I have cool toys.
70. I have an imagination and don't mind using it.
71. My hairs smells good.
72. I do not need to shave my back
73. I am clean.
74. I will never go bald…
75. I will encourage your bad behavior.
76. I wont make you sleep on the wet spot.
77. I wont keep you on a short leash.
78. The most painless way to end an argument: I will let you win.
79. I am not clingy, I swear I am not.
80. My Dog is cute.
81. My imaginary friends will never come between us.
82. Regardless of the question, Love is the answer.
83. I know where to tickle.
84. I own my own house.
85. And have a hot tub.
86. I make bubble baths lots of FUN!
87. I know how to make homemade salsa.
88. My dog will love you.
89. Yes I am a dork.
90. If having a man do housework turns you on.... you are going to be all over me.
91. I have a solution to any problem... it may not work, but I will have a solution.
92. I wonder about things like, how much deeper would the oceans be if sponges didn't live there.
93. It is impossible to lick your own elbow, so that is why you need me.
94. At least 75% of the women who read this will now try and lick their elbow.
95. I have been told I am good out of bed.
96. I am thrifty and have good credit.
97. I support gay marriage if both chicks are hot.
98. Nothing is pierced on me.
99. I am easily tricked when I am sleepy, its the best time to get me to do anything.
100. All the restraining orders against me have expired.
101. I am willing to lie about how we met. Yes, we met at the "coffee shop".