Hey there...I'm supposed to brag on myself here so...ok...I guess I'm good at painting pretty pictures, helping conversation flow smoothly, wearing flip flops, using lower case letters, cooking, minimizing hulu JUST before my boss gets to my desk, entertaining under the influence, being spontaneous, thrift store shopping, brunching, choosing my battles, keeping my inbox clean, attention to detail, multitasking.
Food!: i like food. (prefer the oysters to be Rockefeller)
Music: All of it except for new country. (i.e. sexy stuff like Eagles of Death Metal, The Beatles, Queens of the Stone Age, Hanni El Khatib, RUSH, Jay Z, Father John Misty, Caravan Palace, Frank Sinatra, Patsy Cline...) and TONS of local bands (hope you're up for it) - and this might just be my theme song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0qbZttt0lw
Movies: Favorite? Fight Club (that being said... I fully submerge myself into movies no matter what genre. Some of the ones that I've heavily related to: Waiting, American History X, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Dan in Real Life, Take This Waltz, Sin City, Across the Universe, Cool Hand Luke to name a few... and I adore Sundance/independent soul lifting/soul crushing films - you know the ones that just end and aren't wrapped up in a pretty bow. Give me grit.
TV: Admittedly, I could cut down a bit on some but since the strike in '08 everyone has pulled the good stuff out of their pockets and wham-o. Must haves: LOUIE!, the Walking Dead, Mad Men - duh, Burning Love, True Detective, GOT, Californication, Shameless, American Horror Story and anything with Chef Gordon Ramsay.
Aspirations: working toward living down by the water. Saving for a motorcycle.
Dis-claim-her: If you message me and I want to meet you up front it is because this barrier of electronic wavelengths is not the way I like to roll. I like to feel people out in person and ask questions in hopes of some questions in return. Ya know... rather than us both just going on about ourselves. Dates shouldn't be awkward, they should be hilarious...and maybe sexy.
You? - you know a bunch of stuff but don't have to demean people intellectually (or f'n politically), you can hang with just about anyone, and you are who you are.
Me? I hold a fairly independent demeanor and possess a VERY twisted sense of humor. I love my father so no daddy issues here. I've observed that some people on here are jaded and afraid of the "crazies". Psst, guess what? EVERYONE is crazy. If you can find someone to match yours...then you've got something. Just have fun with it.
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