67 Confession Questions
These are my confessions
1. The phone rings; who do you want it to be? Obama, so I can tell him off! Free health care, really dude! Ain’t nuthin free in this world!
2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart? Yes I had this job as a kid that required me to go into the parking lot and retrieve them, and I hated having to go cart hunting at closing time. Lazy **stards!
3. In a social setting, are you more of a talker or a listener? I do both that’s why it’s called a conversation… hello!
4. Do you take compliments well? Sure cause I’m the shit! Ok not really but it’s nice to hear now and again.
5. Do you play Sudoku? Nah that’s for those bored smart people who need a good punching!..ha
6. If abandoned alone in the wilderness, would you survive? Of course I was a Boy Scout, no for real!
7. Do you like to ride horses? Sure why not….
8. Did you ever go to camp as a kid? I did it was some weird Jesus camp ****in hippies
9. What was your favorite game as a kid? Candy land…. Yum, candy
10. If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew she was married would still go for it? I already have, yes God forgive me I’m weak!
11. Have you lied to get out of a date? Umm … you know I don’t think I have.
12. Could you date someone with different religious beliefs than you? If they don’t push their beliefs on me yes.. I could care less who believes what
13. Do you like to pursue or be pursued? Be pursued, I’m sorry, sometimes I’m lazy! But if I think she is worth it I’ll move mountains to be with her!
14. Use three words to describe yourself? I kick ass!
15. Do any songs make you cry? Uhh no…. crying is for wussies!
16. Are you continuing your education? Everyday
17. Do you know how to shoot a gun? Yupe, what southern man doesn’t.
18. If your house was on fire, what would be the first thing you grabbed? My grandparents lol..wtf!
19. How often do you read books? About once a week if I can
20. Do you think more about the past, present or future? Future
21. What is your favorite children's book? Bruce The Big Bad Bear!
22. What color are your eyes? Brown
23. How tall are you? 5'10''ish
24. Where is your dream house located? On a beach
25. Do you have a secret fetish? I do I do
26. Have you tried sushi? Of course sushi is the food of the Gods!...yum
27. Have you ever taken pictures in a photo booth? Nope
28. When was the last time you were at Olive Garden? years
29. When was the last time you were at Church? years
30. Where was the furthest place you traveled today? My bathroom..lol
31. What was your favorite job? Being a Bouncer was fun in the beginning.
32. Do you like mustard? For sure…
33. Do you prefer to sleep or eat? Can’t I do both….lol
34. Do you look like your mom or dad? Sadly everyone says my dad, but I don’t see it.
35. How long does it take you in the shower? Bout 20 mins.
36. Can you do the splits? Uhh I could when I was like 18, but now not so much! What kind of gay question is that..
37. What movie do you want to see right now? Hangover
38. If you could fast forward your life, would you? No… I like to be surprised!
39. What did you do for New Year's? Can’t remember I was drunk…. Duh!
40. Do you think The Grudge was scary? None of these movies are scary.. ...but I would never watch it alone hahaha
42. Do you own a camera phone? Do you like bacon?
43. Do you have an "ex box" with pics and letters from past lovers? Nope when I’m done I’m done!
44. Was your mom a cheerleader? hahah no was yours?
45. What's the last letter of your middle name? Y
46. Do you like your middle name? Sure it’s mine…
47. How many hours of sleep do you get a night? 7 er 8
48. Do you like care bears? Yes Grumpy Bear rocks!!!!!!
49. What do you buy at the movies? a movie ticket, wtf.
50. Do you know how to play poker? I do but I still have to have it explained to me as we go lol
51. Do you wear your seatbelt? Nope seatbelts are for wussies!
52. What do you wear to sleep? My Transformer pj’s.
53. Anything big ever happen in your hometown? I was born hahahah.. I’m kind of a big deal
54. How many meals do you eat a day? As many as I can!..lol
55. Is your tongue pierced? No, only chicks should do that.
56. Ever meet anyone you met on spam? Uhh.. no
57. Do you like funny or serious people better? Funny and serious sometimes
58. Ever been to L.A.? Nope, but I see it on the T.V. so that’s like being there right?...lol
59. Did you eat a cookie today? NO I WISH!
60. Do you use cuss words in other languages? Not sure but they say when I’m drunk I say all kinds of shit, so who knows!....lol
61. Do you steal or pay for your music downloads? I won’t admit to that.. I don’t need jail time lol
62. Do you hate chocolate? Show me a person who hates chocolate and I’ll show you a LIAR!
63. What do you and your parents fight about the most? Nuthin I get along pretty good with my family.
64. Are you a gullible person? No
65. Do you need a girlfriend to be happy? No, I do need a slurpee though.
66. If you could have any job what would it be? getting paid to do nuthin, but rock!
67. Are you easy to get along with? Most times.