I'm sure anything I put in this box would change your whole outlook on life, the universe and everything. So, it's better to just ask instead of the usual head explosions that proceed me explaining just how freaking awesome I am.
A Midwest tea party convention. No dice? How about a Scientology audit? Not your bag? How about running through the ghetto screaming about how much cash we have on us and how we don't know what to do with it? You do not have body armor? Then how about we attend an extreme left wing symposium on eugenics? I'm a monster? Ok. How about a few drinks an we stare at each other awkwardly until one of ya gets an "emergency" phone call/text because it was a great date but your entire family just got held up (read mauled) by black bears. Or perhaps coffee so we can discuss which ever crazy perv next to us is sweating about over his laptop? I just bleed fun ladies.