Why does this feel like Shark Tank?!
Here's a few random facts:
I'm ugly in the morning and the older I get the uglier I am. But, astonished what makeup and the blower dryer can do!!
I don't date younger guys because they have good eye sight and can see my whiskers and mustache. (Guys, really??!!) I'm joking.
As kids, my older brother and I would catch frogs and throw them in the high school swimming pool. I was a follower and not a leader!! Not my idea!! He made me do it!!
I'm the best driver on the road. No one else knows how to drive
My resume says I'm an enthusiastic learner and welcome positive criticism. All bullcrap!!! Stop telling me what to do!!!
I grew up with all older brothers. "What happens in fight club stays in fight club!" I get the male stupidity (please don't be offended) , the strange obsession with any sounds the body can produce, and the raunchy male talk. This doesn't mean I want to relive my childhood with offensive manliness.
I love my family
I love God. Please no Atheist. Creeps me out.
I'm a mom and grandma.
I'm independant with dependencies
I go to the gym and actually work out
I work and love my job
I'm usually happy, sleepy, dopey, sneezy and Sassy!!!
I speak my mind respectively so no mind readers needed
I get along with people easily and dogs love me
I dress everything up with wedges and heels
I wear the same size in shoes and jeans.
Here's a few random facts about you:
You have a profession
You are independent and your only roommates, if you have any, are your children.
You never go out on a date in gym clothes, unless we are meeting after our gym/exercise workout.
You don't need quantity just quality time with me
You are just as ready as I am to get off POF.
Your hygiene is as important to you as it is to me.
You are emotionally available
You focus on solutions instead of the problems
Definitely a horse-drawn carriage, flowers and chocolates!! I'd like you to sing a song while we walk hand in hand in the park. Hopefully the squirrels and birds will chime in.
Ok, I'm good with Starbucks or Chilis. ;D