Ok let's try this again.....
This is the best site ever for single people. It definitely keeps you single! I love the many thought provoking messages that say, "Hi." I do love a mysterious guy as well. The dark glasses that hide your face just make you so irresistible. A serious guy with a furrowed brow and an upside down smile is also very appealing. One picture is all you need or old pictures from 10 yrs ago. I love surprises when I finally find out what you really look like when I meet you. I apologize in advance if I'm a little forward in wanting to meet you sooner than later. Texting for endless weeks and finally meeting, only to find out we aren't compatible, seems like a better idea. If you're still angry at your ex please contact me. We can spend a whole evening talking about whose ex is worse. If I have offended you or you don't like what I say please ignore me As much as I love the opinions of the over-opinionated, please don't message me. I'd like to keep my message box open for all my many, many suitors. Lol If you appreciate my sarcasm and understand I'm making light of this crazy life of online dating than send me a message. I do have to warn you that I'm very needy. I need you to have a few things in common with me. I work professionally. I work out often. I am healthy.
I'd love to cook an entire meal for you, do the dishes and then definitely Netflix and chill. This is every woman's dream date!!! If you have any dirty laundry, bring that over too.