SASSYBRNEYES: Perfectly Imperfect!
Non-Smoker with Prefer Not To Say body type
San jose, California
50 year old Female, 5' 2" (157cm), Christian - other
Hispanic, Pisces
SASSYBRNEYES is looking for a relationship.
Associates Degree

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I am Seeking a Man For Long Term
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Does not want children
Marital Status Divorced Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Brown Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 10 years How ambitious are you? Ambitious
Pets Dog  

About Me
Perfectly imperfect.

Ok let's try this again.....

This is the best site ever for single people. It definitely keeps you single! I love the many thought provoking messages that say, "Hi." I do love a mysterious guy as well. The dark glasses that hide your face just make you so irresistible. Especially when you're in the bathroom taking a selfie! A serious guy with a furrowed brow and an upside down smile is also very appealing. One picture is all you need or old pictures from 10 yrs ago. My fav is, of course, no picture. My ultimate fav is you just wearing man panties!! It makes me want to message you back immediately. I love surprises when I finally find out what you really look like when I meet you. I apologize in advance if I'm a little forward in wanting to meet you sooner than later. Texting for endless weeks and finally meeting, only to find out we aren't compatible, seems like a better idea. If you're still angry at your ex please contact me. We can spend a whole evening talking about whose ex is worse. If I have offended you or you don't like what I say please ignore me As much as I love the opinions of the over-opinionated, please don't message me. I'd like to keep my message box open for all my many, many suitors. Lol If you appreciate my sarcasm and understand I'm making light of this crazy life of online dating then send me a message. I do have to warn you that I'm very needy. I need you to have a few things in common with me. I work professionally. I work out often. I am healthy.

When I'm not being sarcastic I'm pretty mellow but on the go. I'm a mother and grandmother. One still left in the nest. I go to the gym to stay healthy. I love to read but don't have time. I'm an AMC card holder and enjoy going to the movies. I like cheap entertainment like a farmer's market, downtown festivals, nature walks/hikes, a drive for appetizers and a drink. I like to dress for the occasion but usually in some type of heel or wedge. I know what I'm attracted to so please don't take offense if I don't return your message. I tried being cordial but some people don't take no very well. I get rejected too so I get it!!

First Date
I'd love to cook an entire meal for you, do the dishes and then definitely Netflix and chill. This is every woman's dream date!!! If you have any dirty laundry, bring that over too.

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