If you are intelligent, tall, and in shape I might be interested in you, maybe. If you can keep a conversation, enjoy what life has to offer, and always seeking the next adventure, you've got a chance. If you have been abducted by aliens or have a pet baby unicorn then I am definitely interested...shoot me an email with photos of the alien/unicorn so we can get started on a Weekly World News story!
I'm not interested in the short term hook-ups, nor do I have time to deal with petty drama. There are too many things in this world for me to waste time on either of those, like working or planning a hike through the cascades, like hitting the gym or cooking breakfast for family and friends.
One more thing, stop sending me emails with short "You're cute" or "Hi!" phrases. If there's no coherent thought in the message I'll find that delete button faster than you can read those 2-3 words.
Strong preference for those athletically built, great kissers with a smile to match, a witty sense of humor, educated, possess superb writing skills and handy man skills, like building/fixing things and proficient in basic vehicle maintenance. Must lack both biological offspring and fur babies. Firearm friendly would be great. Someone who can challenge me mentally, physically, and emotionally would be fabulous.
Enjoy your stay, clean up after yourself, put the toilet seat back down, and don't eat all the food.