If you are intelligent, tall, and in shape I might be interested in you, maybe. If you can keep a conversation, enjoy what life has to offer, and always seeking the next adventure, you've got a chance. If you have been abducted by aliens or have a pet unicorn then I am definitely interested...shoot me an email with photos of the alien/unicorn so we can get started on a Weekly World News story!
I'm not interested in the short term hook-ups, nor do I have time to deal with petty drama. There are too many things in this world for me to waste time on either of those, like planning my garden or hiking through the cascades, like hitting the gym or cooking breakfast for family and friends.
One more thing, stop sending me emails with short "You're cute" or "Hi!" phrases. If there's no coherent thought in the message I'll find that delete button faster than you can read those 2-3 words.
Enjoy your stay, clean up after yourself, put the toilet seat back down, and don't eat all the food.
P.S. Warm, gooey brownie points may be awarded to those who are hands-on with their vehicle's engine, building/fixing things, have a great smile, a witty sense of humor, and look good scruffy.