***IF YOU; live by the motto GTL, and fist pump til the sun comes up, have super douchey tribal tats you're insanely proud of, if the only pics you have in your profile; are stupid instagrams, ONLY of your children, or some dumb sh*tother than YOURSELF, and/or you live with your mommy because you're too busy playing world of warcraft and too lame to get a job, are MARRIED, have a gf, or are a swinger..KEEP IT MOVING SHI@TBAG, I'm not nor will I EVER be interested in meeting you or knowing you...P.S. that most def includes you tweekers!!!;(*** That is all
im short black hair blue eyes, im chubby inked and awesome, im the baddest chic i know! Im kinda a big deal, lmao...and im sure if you have the priviledge to meet me youll agree lol im easily amused ill do anything for fun (within reason), ill still go doorbell ditching on a friday night after some adult beverage consumption, im just sayin, im down to do ANYTHING fun... im not looking for "hookups" or to contract herpes from some dirty sh#tpickle a$$hat so if ur a dirty buttsack and are looking for "intimate encounters" i cannot stress enuf how much i dont want to hear from you...i already hate you and i dont even know you..please for god sake jump out of a plane without a chute! i do not "hookup",I am NOT looking for "FWB" 99% of my friends are dudes, and being the proud owner of my very own vaj-j pretty much ensures I have no prob in that dept. Lmfao, in short not interested in that s#&t either, if you want a one nite stand or intimate encounter...DO NOT contact me i will find you and assault you;) moving on..lol, i swear, i drink sometimes, i smoke sometimes, i have a crude, insensitive and immoral sense of humor n i like it...if you havent run screaming yet , hey get ahold of me and lets see what happens??? my name is angela btw hope you made it this far, things i like to do are... hunt, camp,fish, shoot shit, blow sh*tup, stay in, go out, im low maintenence, i am negoitable, i hate fighting, im open, im understanding, and then i can wrestle n play black ops, and watch football n drink beer, i do it all, i dont play games. im looking for friends, people to hang with, nothing serious, nothing complicated, nothing that requires too much commitment or much effort at all, i want to take it slow for a while, neway thats me if ur down to brodown hit me up!!
something cheap and easy so if either of us wants to turn n run, we didnt waste time or money, or if we dont connect and we are friends then we had a cheap, fun time, besides bk whoppers and redbox movies are effin awesome! so relax, no pressure, no expectations, just looking for good people to have good times with make friends and see where if anywhere it goes....and im totally down for free or cheap first dates..that way if i hate you, or you see me and wana run but ur too nice to do it, or vice-versa..hey you havent wasted a lot of $$ and neither of us wasted too much time!