I like cupcakes, cheese, kit kats and ice cream (despite my lactose intolerance and my consistent participation in the hunger games[ also.known as dieting]. I don't enjoy long walks on the beach (it gets pretty chilly and I get winded). I hate cats but can't resist the urge to pet them. I love turtles and I have a horrible sense of humor. If interested and you'd like to know more please submit your resume with verifiable references including but not limited to your shrink. Oh and I also forgot to mention I have a terrible sense of humor.
The woman currently stuck on her couch eating kit kats due to an obsession with House of Cards