I WILL KEEP THIS SHORT AND SWEET...A bit about me, Let's see..I'm independent, fun loving and happy! , I work hard and Play even Harder! I enjoy sports, movies, reading and talking ! I have a huge sense of humor and love to be ! I'm just looking to meet new friends for now and see whats gonna happen next,,,,,,,,,, :-)
1-when is Dollar Store going to start selling gasoline?
2-They say during sex you burn as much calories as running 5 miles. Who the f**** can run 5 miles in 30 second?
3-You might not be perfect in someone's eyes but you are perfect in the heart God had intended for you too be
4-We are all here for some special reason. Stop being a prisoner of your past. Become the architect of your future.
5-Don't look at your past relationships as a 'waste of time,' think of it as preparation much like how athletes train for the Olympics.
6-If couples who are in love are called 'love birds', then couples who always argue should be called 'angry birds.'
7-I wish falling in love has traffic lights too, so that I would know if I should go for it, slow down, or just stop
8-love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.
9-Relationship between two person should be like the relationship between the hand and the eye. If the hand gets hurt, the eye cries, and if the eye cries
the hand wipes its tear.
10-Thousands of candles can be lit from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared
11-God doesn't give u the people u want. He gives u the people you need. 2 help u, 2 hurt u,2 leave u, 2 love u & make u n2 the person u r meant 2b
12-It's easy to take off your clothes & have sex; people do it all the time but open up your soul to someone, letting them into your spirit, thoughts, heart,
future, hopes & dreams, that's being naked.
13-Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup :-) ...(u r just nasty)
14-Relationships are like farts if you have to force them they are probably poop
15-Seriously, people. Going to McDonald's for a salad is like asking a hooker for a hug.