Average people don’t read description no more, but who is looking for average? So relax, get your tea, sip it and read my description, bruh. Therefore you know what are you getting yourself into.
1.I am not looking for one night stand.
2.Clean freaks I am (Yoda style)
3.I don’t smoke, I don’t do drugs, I don’t drink. So why? you’re looking at me like it’s a bad thing, lol.
4.I do not dress provocative in public. In deeper relationship for you and I, your wish is my command in term of provocative.
Are you still with me? sweet……sip more tea.
5.I am an immigrant, I have accent, I speak 3 language. I understand proper english, grammars and dictionary words. But yo…,chill…….i can cuss yo 6.ass too if you piss me off cause i ain’t have time for these shits. (Thank you for Snoop Doog for teaching me proper english)
7.I read a lot, mostly non-fiction. Why? cause reality bites and life can be a…….sweet thang.
8.Musician I like (by order) => Eminem, Metallica, GNR, ABBA, Snoop Dog, 2Pac, Rihanna, Britney Spears, Mozart and Vivaldi.
9.I love horror movies, please don’t change me. I compromise to watch the comedy with you and if you don’t even compromise to watch Halloween marathon with me then it’s time to say good bye.
10.I eat mostly clean food, but on the weekend I indulge sinister food contain chemical artificial such as Five Guy’s milkshake.
Because I like to eat, I love to try new restaurants and then try new recipes, I find work out and cooking are the best stress relief.
Still reading? more tea?
11.I work a lot, understand my level of ambitious to pursue the happiness. Do i have time for you? yes, cause you are more important than my work.
12.I want family, eventually I want kid. So if in you’re profile say not interested in commitment or don’t want anything serious or not sure of wanting kid or not, why do you send me message and then upset cause I don’t response to it?
13.I am not interested to be long-time girlfriend or your future baby momma.
14.If you hurt me, don’t worry I will not find you at your work place or vandalize your car. If you think I will not find where you work, seriously? :) Women, we are natural born FBI,lol.You’re not worth of my time, go on with your life.
My final thought, cause I’m sure you ran out of tea by now….
15.I got stood out on a date, for what ever reason he has. I was sad for a day but then I moved on.
16.I was broken hearted so many times for what ever reason they had. I was sad but then I moved on. What you do to other is your karma but what you do in return is your karma. I'm healthy and surrounded with people who love me, I don't know what miserable life you have for you able to hurt others. We live only once, be happy.
17. I prefer to reply if you fill in the 'about me', warn me what am I going to get myself into. I don't read mind, and stop saying 'just ask'.