Average people don’t read description no more, but who is looking for average? So relax, get your tea, sip it and read my description, bruh. Therefore you know what are you getting yourself into.
1.I am not looking for one night stand. I don’t plan to sleep around, open my leg each time I get a date, meaning I don’t hook up. Again,I don’t hook up, please hook your genital to other person with the same purpose.
2.I am a clean freaks.
3.I don’t smoke, I don’t do drugs, I don’t drink. So why? you’re looking at me like it’s a bad thing, lol.
4.I do not dress provocative in public.
Are you still with me? sweet……sip more tea.
5.I am an immigrant, I have accent, I speak 3 language. I understand proper english, grammars and dictionary words.
6.But yo…,chill…….i can cuss yo 6.ass too if you piss me off cause i ain’t have time for these shits. (Thank you for Snoop Doog for teaching me proper english)
7.I read a lot, mostly non-fiction. Why? cause reality bites and life can be a…….sweet thang.
8.I’m a die hard Eminem fans, I went puberty with him and listen to his lyrics when I’m fighting my battles and demons. I was more fortunate than EM in growing up, so I’m determined to be successful and still keeping my feet on the ground. All his songs lift up my broken spirit and keep me going.
9.I love horror movies, please don’t change me. I compromise to watch the comedy with you and if you don’t even compromise to watch Halloween marathon with me then it’s time to say good bye.
10.I eat mostly clean food, but on the weekend I indulge sinister food contain chemical artificial such as Five Guy’s milkshake.
Because I like to eat, I love to try new restaurants and then try new recipes, I find work out and cooking are the best stress relief.
Still reading? more tea?
11.I work a lot, understand my level of ambitious to pursue the happiness. Do i have time for you? yes, cause you are more important than my work.I know what I want, I work hard for it. We all have our ambitions and keep our eye on the prize. I am workaholic cause I want a better life in the future and an early retirement would be awesome. Please be a man and know what you want, I don’t plan to be a baby sitter
12.I want family, eventually I want kid. I aim relationship to marriage. I need a partner in crime, meaning a person who will support me through good and bad times. If you’re not ready for relationship, let a long a marriage then find someone else with the same purpose.
13.I am not interested to be long-time girlfriend or your future baby momma.
14.If you hurt me, don’t worry I will not find you at your work place or vandalize your car. You’re not worth of my time.
My final thought, cause I’m sure you ran out of tea by now….
15.I got stood out on a date, for what ever reason he has. I was sad for a day but then I moved on. I have my heart broken, I moved on. They’re not the only men on earth.
16.I love football, my team is Dallas Cowboys. Don’t msg me with reverse psychology shits about my team. I respect your team, do the same to mine. And yes, I’ve been to Texas.