are you attractive, intelligent, and employed?
Do you have all your teeth,a place to live (not your parents house)?
Do you enjoy the outdoors, and dress like a grown woman?
If you can say yes too ALL of these questions, go ahead and contact me. Yeah, sounds a little judgmental, but I'm tired of meeting the complete wrong woman.
Also: I want someone attractive, I'm not sure why I need to bring this up, but if you're short and fat with bad hair, meth skin, and that thing where your face is ugly, I'm not at all, even a little bit, not after 10 beers interested.
Oh you do cross fit? Die in a fire. No one anywhere wants to hear about how you're the best at exercising.
Lastly, it's a vagina; not a clown car. If you have more than two children; I'm not interested. For the record,I only have one daughter.