ATTENTION: I AM DONE WITH POF FOR NOW. DON'T BOTHER MESSAGING ME!!!
IF ANY OF THE FOLLOWING APPLY, DON'T BOTHER MESSAGING ME:
You don't like cats.
You don't eat meat.
You "live to party."
You drink a lot.
You are looking for a booty call.
You only wish to say something negative.
You are a typical a**hole.
You are crazy religious and want to convert me.
YES, I COPIED AND PASTED THIS FROM MY OKC CAUSE I WAS LAZY.
~What I’m doing with my life~
Working on bettering my physical health, mental health, and spiritual health.
~I’m really good at~
Being an uber nerd.
Making people laugh.
Listening and observing.
Caring too much.
~Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food~
"There is no order in the world around us, we must adapt ourselves to the requirements of chaos instead."- Kurt Vonnegut
"I really wonder what gives us the right to wreck this poor planet of ours." -Kurt Vonnegut
"I was taught that the human brain was the crowning glory of evolution so far, but I think it's a very poor scheme for survival." -Kurt Vonnegut
"I have great faith in fools - my friends call it self-confidence." -Edgar Allan Poe
"The true genius shudders at incompleteness - and usually prefers silence to saying something which is not everything it should be." -Edgar Allan Poe
"A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool." -William Shakespeare
"Absence from those we love is self from self - a deadly banishment." -William Shakespeare
"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." -Dr. Seuss
"If you think it's going to rain, it will." -Clint Eastwood
"I tried being reasonable, I didn't like it." -Clint Eastwood
"Sometimes if you want to see a change for the better, you have to take things into your own hands." -Clint Eastwood
"I believe there's an inner power that makes winners or losers. And the winners are the ones who really listen to the truth of their hearts." -Sylvester Stallone
"I'm a patriot of the heart." -Sylvester Stallone
"I'm more focused and have a greater sense of challenge, because I constantly feel the weight of time." -Sylvester Stallone
"When you're on top and you lead the parade, everyone's there throwing lilies and lilac water on your head. But when those parades have gone by and there's a storm in your heart, there are very few people that are going to sit there and listen to you bemoan life." -Sylvester Stallone
"Success is usually the culmination of controlling failure." -Sylvester Stallone
"If you aren't in the moment, you are either looking forward to uncertainty, or back to pain and regret." -Jim Carrey
"I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you." -Robin Williams
"You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it." -Robin Williams
"Anyone who doesn't take truth seriously in small matters cannot be trusted in large ones either." -Albert Einstein
"Any intelligent fool can make things bigger and more complex... It takes a touch of genius - and a lot of courage to move in the opposite direction." -Albert Einstein
"Few are those who see with their own eyes and feel with their own hearts." -Albert Einstein
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." -Albert Einstein
~The six things I could never do without~
I am rebelling and listing seven things. (Seven is my lucky number anyways.)
Family, which of course includes pets.
DO NOT message me if:
-You are going to over analyze and criticize my profile and tell me all about it.
-You're going to be a hater, a jackass, or a c*cky prick that thinks they are God's gift to the world.
-You are only looking for a one night stand or booty call.
-You are someone who seriously thinks they know everything about everything and has to lecture people about shit.
-You are someone who 'lives to party.'
-You are going to offer to take me out for drinks a.k.a. alcoholic beverages. My profile already clearly states that I do not drink.
ONLY message me if:
-You love or like cats. My cats are my babies. If you don't like them, or they don't like you, it's a deal breaker.
-You love, like, or don't mind horses. (Or the idea of riding them.)
-You ARE an affectionate person and don't have an issue cuddling "right off the bat."
-You are willing to talk to me over the phone. I will text, but I really don't like to.
-You think there is at least some importance to good grammar and spelling.
-You believe patience is a virtue.
-You have a sense of humor.
-You can actually have an intellectual conversation.
-You are open minded.
-You are into tattoos and piercings. (Doesn't mean you have to have any to appreciate them.)
-You love bacon...(and meat in general.)
-You believe in Unicorns ;)
-Ballroom dance interests you at all.
-You cried when Mufasa died in the Lion King.
-You have an appreciation for Disney classics.
-You like at least 5 of the quotes on my profile.
-You are a Scorpio, Cancer, Taurus, Capricorn, or Virgo.
-You like anime.
-You like Star Trek. (Original and/or Next Gen.)
-You're a Juggalo/Juggalette.
-You enjoy smoking hookah.
-You are jealous of my 2nd gen. Xbox 360 =p
-You play(ed) World of Warcraft, Magic the Gathering, table top Warhammer, and/or table top Dungeons and Dragons.
-You know what the SCA is.
Generally ends up being kicking it at my place, ordering pizza, watching movies or listening to music and chatting, and sometimes bringing out the hookah.