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I'm pretty boring. I love animals, especially bears. Polar Bears specifically, wish I could save them all. I play banjo. I'm unfortunately obsessed with the tube. I'm in love with movies and Quentin Tarantino. I love baseball, my team is the giants. My favorite band as of right now is Mumford and Sons. My favorite movie for all of time is Pulp Fiction. I love to cook. I love to run. I just got into fancy cheeses. I'm a carboholic. I love/hate Game of Thrones. After being on here for a few weeks, I want to say that if you have pictures of your body on your profile, or you can't spell, I don't want to talk to you. I'm not shallow and I don't like people who are. I'm not on here to bang strangers from the internet. I'm scared to meet anyone from the internet since I don't want to get raped or murdered. I'm also very shy .I'm not going to lie and say I don't smoke a lot of cigarettes, I do. I love all types of music, I do like one country song. I'm very late in 'trends'. Conan mostly gives me my news and lets me know what shows I should watch, "Breaking Bad'.I have a few small tattoos that are just words but that mean something to me. I'm not opposed to more. I love 'mini things' meaning, I have a tiny cheese grater, tiny bread pan, tiny jar of mayonnaise, etc. I'm not opposed to stoners, I am very opposed to douche bags who think it's important to have excessive muscles and have pictures of their car as if I care what you drive. Just don't message me if you're similar to anyone from the jersey shore or you can't spell or make correct sentences. I'm pretty honest so feel free to ask me whatever you want as long as it's not, "can we bang?"