Now that I already know you have no self control, I guess that I'll have to be in charge of things.
I am a swim suit model, athlete, playboy and your soon to by ex-boyfriend’s worst enemy all bundled up into a perfect treat. Mix in some spice, throw me into my finest suit and you got yourself a man your girlfriends will kill for. All the other men in your life were just practice, lol.
***FYI, I’ve recently met a few cool people off this site and I still hang out with them today. Even if we might not mesh well to be in a committed relationship, I love making new friends and possibly hooking you up with some of my cool guy friends.***
Rather than saying what I want in a woman, let me tell you what I don’t want.
-If you spend a good portion of the date talking about where your ex-boyfriend(s) screwed up, please don’t tell me. First, I don’t care. Second, you’re not ready for me. And if we are going out, your ex-boyfriends will really want you back because I’ll upgrade your status. A red carpet will roll out under your feet and the paparazzi will swarm you every time we go out to eat, lol.
-I know that you think there are losers on this site that have boring profiles which all read the same. Please don't make this a point of conversation if we meet. Instead, focus on the positives, like how awesome my profile is and what you like about it. Flattery will get you everywhere.
-I’m not on here looking for a One Night Stand so ladies, I don’t appreciate being asked for pictures of my junk (as miraculous as it is) . I’m also not on here looking to get married (but I wouldn’t rule it out, I’m awesome marriage material)
-I have three older sisters and they made sure I grew up knowing how to treat a lady. I can be very caring and sensitive when you need me to. But if you continually need to be saved from the problems you create in life, I’ll tell you off…I’ll bring you chocolate and fun toys when you’re PMSing but eat the chocolate and play with the toys myself if you go off on me for no reason.
-I expect someone as attractive as I am. But, if you use your looks and cleavage to get guys to do what you want (and show it off in your FaceBook pics), please don’t message me. I like street smarts and a good heart.
***FYI, personality will always trump looks in my books. If you are a nice caring person, don't be afraid to message me***
-A relationship is not just the man doing all of the work while the woman gets cared for. This is not a Disney movie, and I expect you to work. But if we click, I would be the man of your fantasies. Your girlfriends will try to break us apart so they can have a shot with me but I will be all yours.
-Age doesn’t matter to me as much as maturity. However, if you’re 19 and in your first year outside of high school, please do not message me, I don’t care how mature you think you are. If I have my doubts, I will check your ID on our First Date and call your parents to come pick your ass up.
-If after we do our thing you tell me that you want to just be friends, that’s cool. But I will hit on your friends and probably date them too. If this bothers you, don’t get physical with me or make sure you tell me how you really feel about me after we do. I don't get physical with people unless there is a chance of a relationship forming.
-If you are high maintenance, please do not message me. However, if you can dress like a guy and play sports before changing to a super hottie, please message me right away!
-Rest assured, I do not control women or manipulate them. I will however influence you in positive ways and probably even in a naughty ones. If you want a nice guy that you don't have to work to get, there are PLENTY of other guys out there for that, just take your pick. They are not nearly as awesome as I am and you will have to work to win me over but I'm so worth it.
-If you do not like going out and trying new things, we won’t mesh well. I love doing weird things like taking up salsa lessons for a few weeks and then trying to compete. If you are a lazy ass that wants to sleep in every Saturday of her life, please don’t message me.
-Exercise and nutrition are very important to me. I am not a gym guy but I do lift weights, do chin up, sit ups and push-ups almost every morning. If exercising and eating right are only a New Year’s resolution to you, we won’t click. I bulk up for a few weeks and then shed the fat. When I am at 8% body fat, you'll want to take me to the beach to show off to your friends. I charge an arm and a leg for a picture so our trip will be paid for as well.
-Finally, I work very hard and I am very successful in my career. However, I love doing fun small things, like drop in dance classes, road trips, cottage vacations, swimming and rollerblading on lakeshore. There is nothing sexier to me then a woman who has a few coupons in her purse.
So if you feel like you fit these criteria, feel free to send me a message. If I feel like we connect, I will ask you for your number and maybe even go on a date. You don't need to know where we are going or what we are going to do. You just need to know what shoes to wear
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
McDonalds? I have never had a McDonald in my life neither have I ever been in one of their establishments so MacDonald's would be my place of choice.
A perfect date for me is taking my date out to a nice restaurant and then going to a lounge/bar after dinner.