I'm British and have a cute accent.
What, you need MORE? Fine. If nothing else, this should be an entertaining read.
I'm mostly human. Please don't hold that against me. Yes, I'm also divorced. I was young and stupid. Now I'm older, and slightly less stupid. (Slightly). I'm not here to play games. I'm tired of being jerked around by girls. Yes, it happens to us guys too. Just communicate - it shouldn't be that difficult. I don't want to waste anyone's time, and I expect you don't want yours wasted either.
Is it a Minnesota requirement to present a picture of oneself dangling a recently deceased fish? You people have some strange customs.
I'm obviously not native to even the US, so I'm about as far from your typical Minnesotan guy as possible. I don't give a sh*tabout watching sports (but I'll go shoot some hoops when there's not a blanket of snow on the ground). I'll never hunt, unless we find ourselves in some dystopian future and we're fighting for survival. I can count on one hand the number of times I've been fishing. I'll never have a truck. What I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like y . . . wait, that's Liam Neeson. The first part is me though.
I'm one of the geekiest geeks that ever geeked. I cosplay for fun at conventions. I adore tabletop and video gaming. I have a comic book collection (Serenity, Buffy, Doctor Who) and a sword collection. If you can't appreciate that I enjoy these things, then I don't care because I won't give up the things that make me happy for anyone. You don't have to like the same things, just understand these are a part of my character. Just a part, but a pretty big part. I'm sure there's things about which you're just as passionate. Let's celebrate and support each others' individuality!
So if you're NOT looking for some stereotypical "country boy", allow me to divulge some more details about yours truly.
Things I am:
British, with legal permanent resident status here. Finally getting full citizenship next year.
A black belt martial artist in the Korean sword art of Haidong Gumdo.
Never seen in the same room as Batman. Just sayin'...
A feminist, and firm advocate of equality.
Parent to a flat-faced cat named Fred.
More intelligent than your average human.
Adept at driving stick.
The ex of a billionaire. Seriously. We're still friends.
Unique, and kind of weird (in the good way).
A good listener and advice-giver.
A gamer (tabletop and video).
Secretly in love with Emma Stone.
Quite hungry, right this second.
Thanatophobic. (Look it up; no I don't really want to talk about it).
Pretty adorable, by all accounts.
A huge fan of all things Joss Whedon, and also Doctor Who/Sherlock.
Adept at cutting my own hair.
House Targaryen, Gryffinclaw, Rebel Alliance, a Browncoat, the Tenth Doctor (Allons-y!), Team Spuffy, Tau'ri, Calaquendi, District 3, Dauntless.
An animal lover. NOT IN THAT WAY. EWWW. GO TO YOUR ROOM!
In full possession of my faculties.
Self-sufficient. I'm a great cook!
Looking for friends and good conversation.
Ready for the zombie apocalypse.
A stickler for good grammar, spelling, and the Oxford comma.
Afraid of spiders, but not snakes.
Aiming to misbehave.
The very best, like no-one ever was.
Socially awkward, but not exactly introverted.
Looking for the ultimate question that is answered with "42".
In dire need of a vacation to a beach with a bar.
Eating a Popsicle, and you're not. :P
Addicted to graphic tees. It's a form of self expression!
Kind of an ass. I will make fun of you! Please do the same.
Things I am not:
A fan of anything peanut or smoking.
Ever gonna give you up. Or let you down.
The possessor of a huge pen0r.
Looking forward to clearing snow off my car. Why do we live here?
Offendable (seriously, try it).
Sending you a picture of my junk. Ever. I mean, seriously . . . who DOES that?
Going to win any awards for singing (unless it's just for participation).
Concerned with being generous anyway.
Motivated enough to finish a list of negatives.
I like you. Do you like me?
Check yes or no.
[ ] yes [ ] no
I'm just a boy, standing in front of a girl, asking if she likes tacos.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Probably more of a casual meeting, perhaps a cafe. Perhaps playing a game at Chatterbox or Fantasy Flight. No pressure, just looking to see if there's a connection, and hopefully have a good time. (Which is NOT code for sex).