Yes, I have an accent.
What, you need MORE? Fine.
I'm mostly human. Please don't hold that against me. I don't "date". I make friends. Sometimes we fall in love.
Is it a Minnesota requirement to present a picture of oneself dangling a recently deceased fish? You people have some strange customs.
I'm not even native to the US, so I'm about as far from your typical Minnesotan guy as possible. I don't give a sh*tabout sports. I'll never hunt. I can count on one hand the number of times I've been fishing. I'll never have a truck. Beards are a little annoying to maintain. What I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like y . . . wait, that's Liam Neeson. The first part is me though.
So if you're not looking for some stereotypical "country boy", allow me to divulge some more details about yours truly.
Things I am:
British, with legal perminent resident status here.
Never seen in the same room as Batman. Just sayin'...
A feminist, and firm advocate of equality.
A geek, nerd, and cosplayer.
Parent to a flat-faced cat named Fred.
More intelligent than your average human.
Adept at driving stick.
The ex of a billionaire. Seriously.
Usually wearing a superhero t-shirt, or stripes.
Unique, and kind of weird (in a good way).
A good listener and advice-giver.
Secretly in love with Emma Stone.
Quite hungry, right this second.
Living in the snow-covered state of Minnesota.
Pretty adorable, by all accounts.
A huge fan of all things Joss Whedon, and also Doctor Who/Sherlock.
Addicted to Netflix.
Adept at cutting my own hair.
House Targaryen, Gryffindor, Rebel Alliance, a Browncoat, the Tenth Doctor (Allons-y!), Team Spuffy, Tau'ri, Calaquendi, District 3, Dauntless.
An animal lover.
In full possession of my faculties.
Looking for friends and good conversation.
Ready for the zombie apocalypse.
A stickler for good grammar, spelling, and the Oxford comma.
Afraid of spiders, but not snakes.
A great cook.
Aiming to misbehave.
A bit awkward.
Looking for the ultimate question that is answered with "42".
In dire need of a vacation to a beach with a bar.
A martial artist (Korean sword art Haidong Gumdo - currently purple belt)
Eating a Popsicle, and you're not.
Addicted to buying graphic tees. It's a form of self expression!
Things I am not:
A fan of anything peanut or smoking.
Ever gonna give you up.
The possessor of a huge pen0r.
Looking forward to clearing snow off my car.
Offendable (seriously, try it).
Sending you a picture of my junk. Ever. I mean, seriously . . . who DOES that?
Going to win any awards for singing.
Concerned with being generous anyway.
Able to stop taking naps after work.
Motivated enough to finish a list of negatives.
I like you. Do you like me?
Check yes or no.
[ ] yes [ ] no
Probably more of a casual meeting, perhaps a cafe. No pressure, just looking to see if there's a connection.