Yes, I have an accent.
What, you need MORE? Fine.
I'm mostly human. Please don't hold that against me. I don't "date". I make friends. Sometimes we fall in love.
Is it a Minnesota requirement to present a picture of oneself dangling a recently deceased fish? You people have some strange customs.
I'm one of the geekiest geeks that ever geeked. I cosplay for fun at conventions. I adore tabletop and video gaming. I have a comic book collection and a sword collection. If you can't appreciate that I enjoy these things, then I don't care because I won't give up the things that make me happy for anyone. You don't have to like the same things, just understand these are a part of my character. Just a part, but a pretty big part. I'm sure there's things about which you're just as passionate. Let's celebrate and support each others' individuality!
I'm not even native to the US, so I'm about as far from your typical Minnesotan guy as possible. I don't give a sh*tabout sports. I'll never hunt. I can count on one hand the number of times I've been fishing. I'll never have a truck. Beards are a little annoying to maintain. What I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like y . . . wait, that's Liam Neeson. The first part is me though.
So if you're not looking for some stereotypical "country boy", allow me to divulge some more details about yours truly.
Things I am:
British, with legal perminent resident status here.
A black belt martial artist in the Korean sword art of Haidong Gumdo.
Never seen in the same room as Batman. Just sayin'...
A feminist, and firm advocate of equality.
A geek, nerd, and cosplayer.
Parent to a flat-faced cat named Fred.
More intelligent than your average human.
Adept at driving stick.
The ex of a billionaire. Seriously.
Usually wearing a superhero t-shirt, or stripes.
Unique, and kind of weird (in a good way).
A good listener and advice-giver.
Secretly in love with Emma Stone.
Quite hungry, right this second.
Living in the snow-covered state of Minnesota.
Pretty adorable, by all accounts.
A huge fan of all things Joss Whedon, and also Doctor Who/Sherlock.
Addicted to Netflix.
Adept at cutting my own hair.
House Targaryen, Gryffindor, Rebel Alliance, a Browncoat, the Tenth Doctor (Allons-y!), Team Spuffy, Tau'ri, Calaquendi, District 3, Dauntless.
An animal lover.
In full possession of my faculties.
Looking for friends and good conversation.
Ready for the zombie apocalypse.
A stickler for good grammar, spelling, and the Oxford comma.
Afraid of spiders, but not snakes.
A great cook.
Aiming to misbehave.
The very best, like no-one ever was.
A bit awkward.
Looking for the ultimate question that is answered with "42".
In dire need of a vacation to a beach with a bar.
Eating a Popsicle, and you're not.
Addicted to buying graphic tees. It's a form of self expression!
Things I am not:
A fan of anything peanut or smoking.
Ever gonna give you up.
The possessor of a huge pen0r.
Looking forward to clearing snow off my car.
Offendable (seriously, try it).
Sending you a picture of my junk. Ever. I mean, seriously . . . who DOES that?
Going to win any awards for singing.
Concerned with being generous anyway.
Able to stop taking naps after work.
Motivated enough to finish a list of negatives.
I like you. Do you like me?
Check yes or no.
[ ] yes [ ] no
I'm just a boy, standing in front of a girl, asking if she likes tacos.
Probably more of a casual meeting, perhaps a cafe. Perhaps playing a game at Chatterbox or Fantasy Flight. No pressure, just looking to see if there's a connection, and hopefully have a good time. Which is not code for sex.