USAR1968: Toes in the water, ass in the sand...
Occasional smoker with Athletic body type
On the water, Rhode Island
46 year old Man, 5' 9" (175cm), Other Religion
Caucasian Aries with No hair
USAR1968 Wants a relationship
Bachelors degree
Ret. Military

I am Seeking a Woman For Long term
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Prefer not to say
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets Cat Eye Color Blue
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? My children are over 18
Longest Relationship Over 10 years How ambitious are you? Ambitious


About Me
I'm hoping that by posting a sincere, honest ad then maybe I will be rewarded by a few sincere honest replies by women who have at least taken the time to read it through. Be careful you may be a bit SHOCKED, this is uncensored material...!

POF seems like an interesting study in contrasts and incorrect assumptions; however, I am curious as to what part of my profile content would make a woman interested. Talking to some here has been curiously confusing! Women who think "average" is 60-100lbs overweight, women searching for a mate, by looks, based on a character from the movie Twilight, those who think men are a means to further their future monetarily or women looking for a father figure for their tribe of horrible children they created with the first 3 husbands.

So for those of you who fit the criteria of that listed above please hire a nanny, join a sugar daddy website, take off your vampire makeup and turn the TV to "The Doctors" instead of "Ophra" I'm uninterested. In the months I've been here, though it may sound bitter to some, I have seen my share of needy, unethical, socially inept troglodytes to last me a lifetime...! Why on earth is it so hard to find a normal, sane socially acceptable woman that has even the slightest bit of moral compass..? Who knows, but then again those of you that found this aspect of my profile unacceptable will go out of their way to inform me of how insensitive and bitter I am... For those who know the feeling read on... For those who cereal date, take the hint and find another sucker, this one isn't that stupid..!

This site has been a chore to say the VERY least. I am not bitter or angry with women, quite the contrary, I am simply sick of the idiotic childish tactics "some" women here on POF do to attract a mate and what they sacrifice to get one... There's a lot of things that make a partner special and even more that makes them incredible. Incredible partners are a feeling and a passion, something you know and feel, something so exquisite you can't stop thinking about them days after... I don't want to be brutally honest but I feel the need to, to make myself understood by those who are truly in search of something special... So if you made it past the first paragraph without getting irate for me revealing the truths I've seen here in the past six months, here goes...

This is me…

I guess you could say I’m a bit of a rebel, I’ve been seen running with scissors, I walked under ladders holding black cats, I break mirrors at times, I never close the door behind me, I turn the heat up with the windows open, I step on cracks and once I got stuck on that creek, however, I had a paddle… I’ve been seen swimming after I’ve eaten, I always read the last pages of novels and I leave the cover open when I strike a match… Can you handle me…?

Now that you know my rebellious side this is what I would love to meet… I would enjoy meeting a beautiful (in my eyes) healthy (in mind and body), athletic (read it how you will), height-weight proportionate, professional, mature (not 60 looking for a bald boy toy), SINGLE, sane woman who can appreciate me!

Me: attractive (to you), well traveled, well educated, affectionate (please don't go getting any visions of grandeur I’m still a guy), citified, countryish, decent cook, stylish (don't feel the need to wear my uniform, suit or dockers all the time, but I own 'em), energetic, athletic and optimistic…

I enjoy learning from the company I keep as well as sharing my experiences and knowledge. Intelligent conversation mixed with some rhetorical BS is fun, so please if we do go out to chat, have something to say, an opinion, a thought, something!

Although this is not my favorite way to seek out a sincere relationship but it seems like an additional avenue to utilize, given the frenetic pace with which people live their lives.

Thanks for taking the time to read my profile and if any of this resonates with you I'd like to hear from you, please have a photo it's only fair since you've seen mine. Good luck in your search.

First Date
Play it by ear but no dinner, movie or any type of scenario that places us in a possibly awkward position for an extended period of time.