Hey there ladies, thanks for checking me out! :-)
Well, I expect 99.9% of the people reading my profile will say,"Nooooooooooooope," and move right along. That is fine. It's that .1% of the people who will give me the time of day that I really care about. They are the ones who are worth the time and effort. So I may not be the most elegant, eloquent, or best looking of guys; I can promise you will have fun, plenty of laughs, good times, and feel like time spent with me is worth your efforts. If that sounds good to you, then please continue reading. If not... there's the next button. Good luck to you. Haha. :)
Single white male, drug / disease free, no kids, have a job, car all that good stuff. Yay!
Only thing else I would like in life is a wonderful woman to share it with.
Generally speaking, I have found that people turn to online dating due to either being socially awkward, or due to work and other obligations and whom do not have the time to go out and meet people. Until recently, I was essentially both. Haha.
I was recently promoted at work and hours changed so that now I have more free time. I have finished with school and have received my Bachelor's Degree. So I figured with the amount of free time I now have; it is a good time to get out and see if I can meet some people and hopefully start up a relationship. And as for the socially awkward part; I talk weird and put up Star Wars references and cat pics on a dating website... hahaha. So if you're a weirdo or at least have an awesome sense of humor then we shall get along smashingly.
Love getting out and seeing concerts, tigers, movies, shooting pool, bowling, etc.
I love to joke and make people laugh. I am looking for someone who knows how to laugh and take care of themselves; someone ready to be treated right by a decent guy.
Extra bonus points if they : loves bacon, zombies, knows vampires don't glitter in the got dang sun, digs star wars, heavy metal / rock n roll, can laugh at my inappropriate jokes, who's profile matches who they say they are and not some creepy catfishing douche, and I'm sure there are other things, but you get the gist. :-)
I am also looking for someone who understands communication is important. I am not one of those douches that have to know your every waking moment. I'm not clingy or creepy or jealous. I would prefer you still have other friends aside from me and understand I will be hanging out with mine as well, .... time apart makes the time together feel more special! .. or something.. ;)
I do not mind if the lady has children, do not discriminate against ethnicity or religion either.
I can talk and carry on a conversation on just about anything and really looking for someone I can talk with. Personality is a big deal with me.
If this sounds like you, I would love to hear from you!
Whatever works for both of us. Probably something quick and fun for the first meet n' greet. Maybe meet for a drink, or shoot pool or something, dinner, whichever. And then if there is any sort of chemistry, can decide from there, or just go our separate ways. I don't want either of us to waste each others' time in some big extravagant event if there isn't anything there, know what I mean?
And most importantly, as long as I don't get chloroformed, or have my kidneys stolen. ;)