I apologize in advance for those of you that don’t get it. You’re about to be either disgusted by me or pleasantly intrigued.
Confident, vein and conceited. What can I say – I think I’m a great guy. Patiently waiting to sleep with you while listening to your tiresome stories and exchanging massive amounts of meaningless messages. Naturally and artificially flavored since 1980 – so good it will make you want to kiss me. Always refusing to be lumped with every other pathetic man on this site – I’ve got jokes that spread smiles like herpes.