I try and see the funny side of things and never try and take anything too serious because we only die once.I'm a one of a kind person you either don't like me or you hate me. I just moved to Montana In April From Washington for numerous reasons besides the fact I needed to get away from the city life. Not really sure what I'm looking for because understanding women is like trying to make my Xbox play a Playstation game. Not really sure what people's idea of average weight is but i feel like a fat ass I'm at a loss with some people's definition. ..... I don't like wasting time and my past was never a fairy tale so let me break some deals...........I have smoked pot for 15 years so if thats an issue i can sign you up for a 12 month subscription....Both Jesus and Satan have restraining orders against me that being said religion is like a penis its great to have one I just dont want it in my ear or in my face or shoved down my throat so please "save" yourself because you got a better chance of converting me into being gay .....I've been a Felon since i was 18 and i learned that Robbery was not my forte ......I was in the system growing up cause my family took the fun out of Dysfunctional......My credit is shot like a black man in Baltimore..... My mouth has a mouth of its own, its a blessing and a curse some of the things I say just leave people hanging like Robin Williams........I have demons and they don't play well with plastic so if your fake please move on. I tried drowning the ****ers but they can swim........I'm set in my opinions and beliefs but open minded and understanding of others. I have only become a stronger person because of the Deck I was dealt. Respect is a big thing for me in every situation in life. I always try and be courteous and kind until that line is crossed. I like being the guy holding doors, helping people when i can, saying "please" and "thank you" just things of that nature because karma is a kunt. 7 billion people inhabit this rock and if you are smoking some of that rock please kick rocks,no like get some help check yourself into rehab or something. Christian and Country music make the demons try and climb out of my ears in turn making them bleed......this should be good enough atm
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
hey can you tell me if this rag smells funny to you?