Why should people get to know me?
- I enjoy not smoking meth
- I like to spin round in circles till I get dizzy and fall down
- I floss
- I'm quite intelligent (had to check that spelling, though)
- I'm funny
- I do stuff, lots of stuff...
- I prefer piggy back rides on dates (start doing some squats)
- I enjoy stabbing the sh*t out of a microwave meal when it says "pierce several times"
- I clean up good!
- I enjoy building forts out of sheets and ambushing unsuspecting roomies
- When I hear noises at night when home alone, I just accept the fact I'm gonna die.
Let's do drinks. I need to be able to escape if you are a complete psycho...or if my hands are bigger than yours.
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Age between 25 and 40.
Live in United States
Must not have messaged users looking for intimate encounters or sex.
Must not do drugs
Must not be married
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