Why should people get to know me?
- I enjoy not smoking meth
- I like to spin round in circles till I get dizzy and fall down
- I floss
- I'm quite intelligent (had to check that spelling, though)
- I'm funny
- I do stuff, lots of stuff...
- I prefer piggy back rides on dates (start doing some squats)
- I enjoy stabbing the sh*t out of a microwave meal when it says "pierce several times"
- I clean up good!
- I enjoy building forts out of sheets and ambushing unsuspecting roomies
- When I hear noises at night when home alone, I just accept the fact I'm gonna die.