First and foremost, I am a catch. As you read above, I know how to figure out which two socks match each other. Additionally, as you continue reading, you will realize that I have actually passed an english course. Normally, I would not hold this in such high regard but, much to my chagrin, the majority of men on here seemingly have the english competency of a sixth grader.
Besides knowing which socks match, I have the fashion acumen to match shoes to belt as well!
Now I know what you are thinking, there is no way one person on POF could be such a catch. Or possibly, for you pessimists, there IS no one that is this great of a catch. I say to both of you, I am quite real. I dare you to get to know what other great things I am capable of.