I'm a little out there, truthfully, given to the bizarre and the macabre. I have a wonky sense of humor and enjoy irreverent dark sarcasm and satire. However, I am a very accepting individual and I try to be sensitive to others with my particular brand of humor; I'm not going to make jokes about something if someone is uncomfortable with it. I would describe myself as a classic introvert, with a dash of Vonnegut and Poe thrown in for good measure.
I love animals and sometimes prefer to spend time with them instead of people. I've volunteered at animal shelters and wildlife rehab centers, so I've quite literally been in the sh*t and filth and I loved every minute of it. I'm working toward a vet tech certification, and may one day continue on to be a veterinarian for the ASPCA. If you have pets, awesome.
In my free time I love to write, read, browse the web, bike, and hang out with my roommates. I'm a fairly active individual, but I can be a couch potato, though I do try to exercise a little bit every day. I'm wary of new people--I have a bit of inherent paranoia more suited for crazy survivalists and assassins, but fortunately for my friends and family I'm neither--and I take a while to open up and feel comfortable around strangers. Also I've been cursed with the affliction of chronic ****-face, which means my neutral expression suggests I have a plan to murder everyone around me. I swear I won't kill you; that's just my face. Comes in handy for scaring off drunk men who hit on my friends though.
Side note; I am a vegetarian, but I'm not going to judge you for eating meat. I can cook my own vegetarian meals.
Message me if you think we'd get along!