Hey, since your reading this you must be just as frustrated with the dating scene as much as I am.. But fear not, there are plenty of fish in the sea (although a lot of them are those ugly fish that live in the deep, dark part of the ocean) I, on the other hand, I'm one of those majestic fish, like the ones with all the colors that live in tropical waters. You can probably ascertain that by looking at the pictures I provided (good lookin, aren't I?) I have all the criteria for a excellent spouse/ significant other/ boyfriend:
Personality? I'm a funny motherf_cker! You want goal driven? Someone with a future? Gonna be a dr within the next 6 years! Bam!!! How bout that for goals? Haha. Want some who listens? I got 2 working ears baby! I'm good with kids and other garden variety selling points..
I really don't feel like I belong on this site but I don't have time to socialize with school and all, and since dying alone isn't in the gam plan, here I am. Plus I wouldn't mind having someone to laugh with (or at..), cuddle and other stuff that I wouldn't admit I did with ya to my friends.. Anything else you wanna know feel free to ask, I'm an open book (with a lot of dirty pictures)
We'll go to the dump and throw rocks at rats (or hobos), then get drunk on tequila and knock over occupied porta-pots. Or how about a dumpster diving date? YEAH! That should help ease the pressure. Any woman who can get dressed to kill and then swim in trash will definitely make an impression.