Jacobmad9898: stop checking me out...and send a message!! =)
About
Smokes often with Athletic body type
City
Albuquerque, New Mexico
Details
28 year old Man, 5' 6" (168cm), Christian - other
Ethnicity
Hispanic Virgo with Black hair
Intent
Jacobmad9898 Actively seeking a relationship
Education
Associates degree
Personality
Tattooed/Pierced
Profession
Construction







I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? I do not drink Do you want children? Yes
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets Dog Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 4 years How ambitious are you? Ambitious



About Jacob
The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

First Date
Well... there would be a ton of laughter... Something out of the usual mundane dinner and movie! Depends on the girl really... I'll plan something around her interests and personality!'