First off, I call bullsh*ton everyone saying they never smoke. I mean come on ladies, most of us light up when we're buzzed, no?
Oh damn, I think I said I don't smoke. YA SEE WHAT PUBLIC JUDGEMENT DOES?
I am kind, overanalytic, intelligent, passionate, compassionate, sensitive, dry, cynical/hopeful-esque, silly, dessert-oriented, and funny (this has been empirically researched). I do nice things for people when no one else is looking. I take nothing at face value, because there is always a story behind the story. when I think all humanity is lost and the world is nothing more than a tragic, cruel series of events, someone ordinary does something extraordinary... when no one is looking.
I MUST AMEND THIS NEXT PARAGRAPH. BC THE PANTHERS ****ING RULE. 14-0 BABY. #keeppounding
I am an AVID Carolina Panthers fan. I don't care if we are losing (typically) by 24 points at the end of the 3rd, My heiny is sitting on the edge of my seat still screaming (and i mean screaming) at the television or field (preferably). And right now we're #3 in the power rankings, so I'm pink-clouding it. I went to Carolina but I am the biggest Duke fan you'll ever meet. I know this may disturb you...deeply. I will argue with you 'til the cows come home, the Laettner-Hurley-G.Hill-T.Hill-Davis team could beat any college team, then and now.
I am in love with each and every animal on this planet. If you don't AT LEAST appreciate our devoted canine companions, then there is something seriously wrong with you, mentally and emotionally. I only speak truth :) I have made a personal declaration to only adopt rescue dogs in the future, particularly pitbulls. Inherently, they are the most loyal, devoted, loving breed a human can ask for. Socially, they are the most abused, misused, misunderstood, maligned breed humans HAVE CREATED.
I am looking for a genuine person: intelligence, humor, compassion, and kindness.