I am kind, overanalytic, intelligent, passionate, compassionate, sensitive, dry, cynical/hopeful-esque, silly, dessert-oriented, and funny (this has been empirically researched). I think we are all here to have each other's backs, not be douchebags. Clearly this notion is lost on many.
I am an AVID Carolina Panthers fan.
Like, AVID x 10.
And this is most important... If you don't AT LEAST appreciate our devoted canine companions, then there is something seriously wrong with you, mentally and emotionally. Im sorry you have no soul.
What I'm looking for in a woman: intelligence, humor, compassion, kindness, and an open spirit.
And NO COUPLES