Good morning people of internet dating land, please allow me to introduce myself. My name is Mike, and I will be your tour guide through a description of myself that is supposed intrigue you and make me appear irresistible. Please keeps your hands and feet inside the vehicle at all times.
Before we set off, I just want to warn you about a few things. First off, I'm kind of a nerd. I enjoy reading comics, playing video games, and watching shows like Dr. Who. I'm also a bit of a music junkie. I listen to most genres excluding techno, tejano, and most newer rap. Some of my main musical interests are: The Misfits, Blitzkid, Killswitch Engage, Iron Maiden, VolBeat, King Diamond, Symphony X, Victor Wooten, Paul Gilbert, Clutch, CKY, The Company Band, ZZ Top, Calabrese, Michale Graves, Lamb Of God, Foo Fighters, Incubus, Dream Theater, Dream Evil, Dio, The Ramones, The Clash, Lars Fredrikson and The **stards, Reel Big Fish, Me First and the Gimme Ginmes. I love watching horrible movies, and sometimes a drink a little too much. I'm not exactly what you would call "in shape" though I am working on it. I'm not much of an outdoorsy person unless it involves riding my bike around the country side. The joys of Swedish ancestry. I don't tan, i just turn a wonderfully painful shade of red. That's not to say I am opposed to being outdoors, I just need a ready supply of SPF 9000 close at hand to keep me from igniting.
While reading this, you may be thinking to yourself "Wow, this guy sounds super outgoing". That couldn't be further from the truth. I'm actually horribly shy, and awful when it comes to initiating conversation.
My main life goal is to be able to open my own bar. I have most of the details (name, theme, etc.) worked out. Now I'm just waiting to have the financial resources and free time to make it happen.
Never thought I would have to say this, but here it is: I am not, never have, and never will be a member of a white supremacy group. Just because I shave my head doesn't mean I share your love for Adolf Hitler. Thank you.
I'm sure I'll come up with more to add here at some point, but for now I'll leave it at this. It's probably longer than most people will read anyways.