I suppose I'm a study in contrasts. I loathe sports but am obsessed with fitness. I'm an indie rock geek who dresses like he's in a J. Crew catalog. I have metrosexual tendencies (well-groomed, well-dressed, well-spoken) yet count splitting firewood, camping out and lifting weights among my favorite activities. I am both appalled and fascinated by popular culture. The list of contradictions goes on. I abhor predictability. Then again, I adore comfort...
What else? I love the written word, dry humor and obscure music. I have a fear of revolving doors and escalators. I prefer literature to sports, dogs to cats, Italian wine to domestic beer, and dance only at weddings. I also like songs with handclaps.
I suppose I’m here looking for a beautiful girl who knows the meaning of words like laconic and sardonic. Or even a cute one who just kind of wants to know.
Oh, and I'm not a big fan of that whole duck face thing. You really shouldn't do that. Unless you're mocking someone, in which case it's fine.
Despite all of the above evidence to the contrary, I'm actually a very nice guy who can relate to just about anyone (apart from the ignorant). I'm a dog lover, which is important. As a journalist, truth is important to me, and so is my career.
Because of my job, I have a pretty strange schedule that keeps me from meeting a lot of new people on my own, so maybe this will help. But maybe not.