I teach middle school math for exceptional students.
I speak fluent sarcasm.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went until it dawned on me.
Hoes love bros that use grammar. ;)
I'm not a judger. Wait, how do you spell juggler?
I flip the pillow repeatedly to feel the cool side.
I like to smile. Smiling is my favorite. Movie quoting nerd here.
I would rather be in the woods than in a city; hence, I've slept in 25 (and counting) National/State Parks across America.
GO STEELERS! I love football. Like beer drinking, wing eating, cursing at the players like they can hear me kind of football.
P.S.A (yes, a service announcement to the public): I have my life together. Please make sure you have the same before contacting me.