Brian Broz on FB
So, the Georgia Straight classifieds didn't work out.
Speed dating doesn't allow for a psychiatric evaluation.
There's no option to "Like" strangers on Facebook...
My friends have either shacked up or have started playing the Ukulele (?)!
FISH = Finned Individial Swimming Hopelessly
Here looking to make a connection on some level:-)
(Someone up for adventure ... no expectations … someone here must be up for snowboarding, or catch a show, or how bout horseback riding?).
I don't claim to have all the answers. Is a "first date" meant to be as fun and PG13 as it sounds? Or is that a red flag for immaturity ? Ugh… dating.
To me , a first "date" (encounter sounds bad:) should be casual, creative, slightly chivalrous, seemingly random and eventful (with options as we go)
References on request on FB - Brian Broz.
And if you're a little bit crazy …that's ok … I'm not scared (yet) ;-P
Got any "you know you're a redneck if …" jokes ?
Along the lines of …. You know you're a redneck if :
A night on the town includes city jail.
You have three first names.
You have your own private booth at the Dairy Queen.
Your class reunion is a keg party in the woods.
You've ever thrown a tailgate party at a tractor pull.
The hood of your truck is higher than the roof of your house.
The police regularly come to your house to break up a fight, and you live alone.
There is the equivalent of 3 large orders of fries scattered on the floorboard of your car.
Your school colors are camouflage.
All your wedding guests were seated on the same side of the church.
You've ever been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.
The taillight covers of your car are made of red tape.
Your CB antenna is a danger to low-flying planes.
Your little black book is a string of****ail napkins.
Any of your children are the result of a conjugal visit.
You own a home that is mobile and 5 cars that aren't.
Your boat has not left the drive-way in 15 years.
You have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.
Your dog and your wallet are both on a chain.
You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
You need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut.
Quiet Conversation at a pub on UFC night /False Creek Inner Tubing / Sushi and ice skating / Drinking and painting / Hip Hop Karaoke / Dress up as pirates and go parrot shopping / Spend a day without cell phones, computers, or technology of any kind / exchange itunes playlists over champagne or Lucky Lager