I am a fun loving **** who likes to be semi-lazy on the weekends. I'm always early anywhere I go, usually helping set up... I love to cook and bake, but hate the cleanup... I also have an intense love relationship with periods at the end of my sentences.... I hate my job and wish I could win the Powerball... Oh wait, someone already did and it wasn't me! ?? I just want someone to fall in love with me and not my vagina... I love me some sex but I'm like an onion and onions have layers - Shrek and I LOVE onions!! But anywho, I've prolly bored you to tears so just swipe left and be gone! Oh and one more important thing about me, if you can't spell or have bad grammar, keep swiping! I don't need that kind of negativity in my life!