I am a rocket scientist. I’ve appeared on the cover of Forbes– twice. And after mastering Italian, I became an international super spy. Right now, I’m yachting my way across the Caribbean, stealing top-secret information, and sipping Pina Coladas … blended, not on the rocks.
…Okay, fine. I exaggerated *just* a smidge. But I do like a good Pina Colada and I got a A+ in my 5th grade science class. Message me for more straight talk, LOL
Let me guess...
You’re smart. This ain’t your first rodeo. And you’re not about to fall for the preposterous claims made by so many of the profiles on this site. So here’s a refreshing perspective – the truth.
I pay my bills. I wear socks that match. I love God. I’m an honest woman, with a decent career and strong values. So while I could regale you with stories of my trips to Paris or how I resemble Cindy Crawford … I know that good communication’is a foundation for every relationship. So if we’re on the same wavelength, lets chat.
We hop on a jet to Cape Town and ride the tram all the way up Table Mountain. After taking in the incredible views, we’ll explore the city with our own private tour guides, President Zuma and Charlize Theron.
As night falls we’ll go to a cozy bistro and share spicy Cape Malay chicken by candlelight, talking till closing time.
…Or we could grab coffee locally. Your call. ??