I am a very happy person and easy to get along with, I honestly don't get mad at anything and don't remember the last time I raised my voice. It is very difficult to upset me and I get over things pretty quickly. I love wearing dresses and baking and believe that anything that sparkles is the better option. I'm very blunt, sarcastic and to the point because I am comfortable and confident with myself. Please feel free to make jokes at my expense because I will definitely be laughing at you. I can hold my own in all situations and get along much better with guys than I do girls. What I'm looking for is someone who can smile at the stupid things and dance in the middle of the grocery store with me. You must be educated and secure with yourself because I don't have time to constantly boost your ego. Lastly, if you have a strong desire to send me a naked picture or proposition me for sex please don't until I've met you at the very least. Usually I'd make a joke about being a tranny or ask how many roses but honestly I don't feel like playing lets guess the std at the moment...
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I was thinking maybe start at the animal shelter where we can adopt every cat in the place then drop them off at a local nursing home.... Old people love cats!