1. I like to create. However, I am pretty awful at creating an online dating profile. I almost want to make fun of myself for doing this. I am a story teller. But I try really hard not to sound so pretentious. I almost attached a piece I wrote describing myself, but I won't make you suffer through that. I have dabbled in stand up. I have acted many times. I like writing despite my poor grammar. Aside from all the artsy bull shit, I like being active. I go jogging and have probably done every free youtube work out video there is on the internet. I love water more than most things. I love being in it and around it. I consider water my religion mostly so I can say I drink God. And I dance like a moron. Man this profile is really taking a turn for the worse. But maybe if I talk about how crazy I am that will prevent every guy on this site from messaging me. Now I sound like an ***hole, I'm not really. Oh and if I have the time, I love netflix and playing the occasional video game. And drinking. But I try to be a productive member of society so I avoid those things more than I did in my college days. Oh and I'm obsessed with Turner Classic Movies.
2. My goal in life is to find my way as an artist. I would like to live comfortably and do what I love. That and have good memories and people around me.
3. What makes me unique? Anything I could type here is going to be what everyone would say, I'm funny, I'm a good person and blahydy ****ing blah. I am just looking for good people. Maybe even a good guy to spend my time with. I live for movies and TV so I'll insert the quote from the goddess herself, Tina Fey as the beloved, Liz Lemon
“I want someone who will be monogamous and nice to his mother. And I want someone who likes musicals, but knows to just shut his mouth when I’m watching “Lost.” And I want someone who thinks being really into cars is lame, and strip clubs are gross. I want someone who will actually empty the dishwasher instead of just taking out forks as needed – like I do. I want someone with clean hands and feet and beefy forearms, like a damned Disney prince. And I want him to genuinely like me. Even when I’m old. And that’s what I want.”
Of course this quote isn't catered exactly to me but it's written by a professional writer so it's better than anything I could come up with on love/men/whatever the meaning of life is.
I promise I am not this negative. I am just having a hard time dealing with the fact that I actually created an online dating profile. Have you seen that show Catfish? That's some freaky ass shit. Also I don't always cuss like a sailor! I can be nice and sweet too!
Well, I think my profile is finally really how I am instead of bullshit. A crazy girl who is on her way to achieving happiness and a life filled with good memories and good people.
I probably shouldn't create my profile at 3:30 in the morning.....
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