First of all,
Welcome to POF where you'll awkwardly have coworkers hit on you, exs hit you up, accidentally click on your friends ex lover and be able to say hello to your neighbor quicker than facebook.
Sometimes I believe as many as six impossible things before breakfast.
I give myself very good advice, but I seldom follow it.
I love Tim Burton movies. All hail the pumpkin king.
I have tattoos and piercings. I'm too short to reach anything in the top cabinet without climbing counters.
I ride on two wheels a majority of the time. The road is my escape from reality.
My best friend has the same name as me. We are also both 21, have the same allergies and are lactose intolerant. We were meant for each other.
I love reptiles and my dog named pig.
I live down a mile and half dirt road with bugs and mud, and I wouldn't change it for the world.
I spend most of my time with my nose in a book. Science and math is my thing. I'm weird and I love it. I'm going to be in college for the rest of my life.
I work in a grocery store as a cashier, and it makes me happy.
My life is simple but I love it.
I am looking for someone as weird as I am to share the little things I love with. I want to meet someone who makes me laugh no matter how mad I want to be at them. I want to meet the one that knows what I'm thinking before I even say it. Somebody who knows my stupid quotes and dances with me even though I look dumb. I want somebody as driven as I am who makes me want to be a better person.
Unfortunately, I cannot clone myself so you will have to do. :)
No but seriously, I'm just looking for new friends. Everyone kinda sorta hopes to find the "one", but I am not racing to the finish line.
If you only send me "hi" or "you're hot" you cannot use the proper forms of you're ,your/ there, their, there is a good possibility I will not reply. Sorry. Proper grammar is attractive to weirdos such as myself.
Yes, that is my bike. No, that is not an iguana. No, I am not looking for friends with benefits. No, you cannot have just the benefits.
That is all. :)
Because I keep getting weirdos messaging me:
Also before messaging me, please read the listed mandatory requirements.
-Must have a job
-Must have a car
-Pants must cover chonies
-Must be 21 year of age or older.
-Must be tolerable of animals
-Must have a stable living environment (your parents' house does not count.)
-Must have a sense of humor