Oh hey, internet guys. How's it going?
I'm pretty laid back and fun loving. Everyone says they have a great sense of humor, but what matters is that they have the SAME sense of humor, and I probably do. Maybe. I'm a writer, trying to dip my hand into all the writing pots. I've tried everything from fiction to screenplays to advertising. Just not journalism, mostly because I'm bad at puns. I love music, which is a very broad statement. I love The Beatles. I'm trying to get in to the movie making business, but it turns out so is everybody else. I read a lot, but want to read more. I enjoy looking pretentious in local coffee shops. I'm the lead singer of a cover band (picture The Wedding Singer, but sub Drew for Adam). I like to secretly watch horrible tv shows on TLC and publicly enjoy shows like Dexter, Game of Thrones, The Office, It's Always Sunny, Workaholics, Archer, etc.
Here's the thing, I'm moving to Chicago in August, so I'm not looking for anything serious or long term. Just some fun, maybe meet some cool people, and go from there.
So try not to fall in love with me, kid.
We meet, awkwardly, in a public place so I know you probably aren't a rapist and you can see me in natural light. We make small talk about stuff we'll probably forget, but that's ok, I don't expect you to remember the name of my roommate's cat. If we are in a bar, I'll challenge you to pool, giving you the opportunity to A) "teach" me how to shoot or B) look down my shirt a lot. Once we are sufficiently white kid wasted, one of us will suggest we go home, then we can have a sloppy make out session with some over-the-pants groping, you know, because apparently in this date we are both 17...