soapboxprophet laughing at the wrong time, unnecessary gore,

I am Seeking a	Woman	For	Hang out
Needs Test	View his relationship needs	Chemistry	View his chemistry results
Do you drink?	Socially	Do you want children?	Undecided
Marital Status	Single	Do you do drugs?	No
Pets	No Pets	Eye Color	Brown
Do you have a car?	No	Do you have children?	No
Longest Relationship	Over 2 years
Second Language	Spanish

Interests

laughing at the wrong time	unnecessary gore	comfortable silence
likeably horrible movies	walking until my feet hurt	The Art of Spooning
beautiful hair	Tetris	witty banter
drunken card games	coffee like john wayne	cigars like eastwood
shots like ron burgundy	digging fingers in bulk dried beans	peeing my name in snow
dancing badly and not caring	always burning popcorn	driving nowheres
sex then breakfast

About William

Hi, the name is Will.

The blood that runs through me is Irish, Spanish, and Lebanese.

I'm fat, get over it.

I am the night cook for Crif Dogs in the village, haven't heard of it? Oh well, less work for me.

Yeah, I work nights. Hit me up for some love but only if you are a cool biddy, not some stupid dint.

p.s I love black girls ;)

First Date

A date always depends on the woman.

Here's a few winners,

A botanical garden

People watching at union square after being to the farmers market

Rummaging through a thrift store looking for bedbugs and maybe something cool to wear

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About	Smokes often with A Few Extra Pounds	City	new york New York
Details	24 year old Man, 5' 9" (175cm), Non-Religious	Ethnicity	Caucasian Taurus with Black hair
Intent	soapboxprophet isn't seeking a relationship or any kind of commitment.	Education	Some college
Personality	Night Owl	Profession	jon belushi's replacement