Hobbies, goals, aspirations...that's all stuff you talk about face to face over a big steak, plate of California rolls, or a double grande nonfat soy vanilla chai latte (with or without whip). If that's not what you drink at Starbucks, then we will probably get along.
I believe that sarcasm is a full contact sport, minus the full contact. Life's a garden...dig it? Joe Dirt is my hero. I hug like a teddy bear and cuddle like a lap dog. My favorite karaoke songs are Barbie Girl and Dancing Queen, not in falsetto. Any awkward situation can be diffused with an even more awkward joke. Death metal scares the living sh!t out of me! I make the world's best chocolate chip cookies, guaranteed...that's if the dough actually makes it to the oven. If I haven't cooked you dinner, then you are totally missing out! I will probably make a wonderful housewife someday. Being serious is boring, so I rarely do it. People watching is my favorite passtime. I shower twice daily...because water is cheap here in SC, so why not? Since when is smelling great all the time a crime? I get offended when a girl won't let me open the door for her, so DONT touch that door...please :)
All joking aside, here are some things I'd like to mention:
I exercise 6 days per week. If you are not active or do not care about your appearance, then I'm absolutely NOT for you. I'm serious about this!!! If you are not active or do not care about your appearance, then I'm absolutely NOT for you.
If your profile pictures are 3 years old, expect a poor response if we meet face to face.
I'm getting seriously tired of game playing drama queens. Just be up front and honest, that's all one can ask for. If you are not interested after one or two dates, just say so!!!
I'm not interested in being your pen pal or chat buddy! If you are going to freak out and ignore me when I ask to meet face to face...move along! I'm not here to beat around the bush!!!
Something that involves having fun and a lot of laughter. Something that does NOT include boredom or awkward conversations about the personalities of your cats and what cute outfits you dress them in.
How about dinner and a cheap improv comedy show...maybe followed by a walk downtown, if things are going well?