When it’s raining, do you ever look at the puddles and want to jump around in them, but need a partner in crime?
When you go to a party, do you want to have someone that you can lock eyes with across the room and with just the slightest twitch at the corner of their mouth, you will know exactly what they are thinking?
Can you have a deep conversation about philosophy, your hopes and fears and then tell a raunchy joke that will have me laughing and gasping for breath?
Does your humor range from self deprecating to somewhat sarcastic, dry to goofy and you consider witty banter a form of foreplay?
This is what I am looking for. If this even begins to resonate with you, we are on the right track. I don’t need someone to “complete” me. I want someone that compliments me and I him. We will have each other’s best interests at heart, can tease each other mercilessly, talk for hours, not talk for hours, text for stupid reasons during the day, counting down til we see each other and giving each other space to still be who and what we are. I believe that every day is a gift and I want to spend that time with someone who has the same grateful outlook on life. Oh, and if you are a slayer of spiders, that's a fast track to my heart!
Here are just a few “specifics” about me:
My iPod is a crazy mix of 40s swing to Lady Gaga, classical to classic rock, Broadway to Mumford and Sons and everything in between. Music, simply put, speaks to my soul.
I have spent several days each summer for the past 6 years building homes in Mexico. No power tools, no running water, camping in an open field in tents. Really helps you put things into perspective. It, makes you grateful for all the little things you have and teaches you not to sweat the small stuff as much.
I believe that good old fashioned kissing is extremely under rated as well as the simple demonstrations of affection like holding hands, walking with my hand in the back pocket of your Levi's or just being able to stare into each other's eyes without having to say anything.
I can be a "girly girl" (hair, nails and makeup done for work + high heels) and then get grubby working my butt off with little more than pouring a bucket of water over my head for shower. I attend black tie events for work and camp in the most primitive of situations while in Mexico.
Gentlemen, I am not looking for a texting/sexting buddy or an email pen-pal. After a few electronic conversations, we should know if there's interest and if so, at the very least have a phone conversation or, even better, plan a "meet and greet". If you want to correspond for weeks, then move along little doggy. Life's short and we should take leaps of faith every once in a while. After all, it's just an hour or so out of your world.....
Ummmmmm.....flying in a private jet to San Francisco for an extremely expensive dinner at a 5 star restaurant? Just seeing if you're still paying attention.
Something low key that allows for conversation. I'm good with the coffee or adult beverage "thing" to give us a chance to see if there's a spark. Here's hoping....
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