Alright, I lied, I'm 5'3" and 1/3".
Rather than list what I like to do with my time (we can get into that, if you want, of course) I'd like to say I think the in between time when activities, projects, drinks and movies are not in the equation is pretty crucial. Can you sit and bs with me? Will I enjoy this bs session?. Please dont message me if you don't want to actually go out, I won't be your online girlfriend. In fact, I will probably ask you to come to me.
I don't take duck face pictures. Points for me! Men take those pictures too! ( you know who you are, you uploaded them on your profile.) While I'm on it, stop posting pictures of you with your middle finger up. Do I have to explain this?
Let's see... I like a good time, a smart and funny man. That normally makes my night! Oh yeah, if you have, let's say, something like a skull tattoo (literally a tattoo on your head), a 1,000 tattoos, hair longer than mine or ear gages ...it's not going to work out. At one point you may meet my parents ;)
If you don't have a picture
I wonder why not.
I don't know how to say "no" or " you're not right for me" and so at times I won't respond..