I suppose in this section I am supposed to write all the qualities that make me amazing in an attempt to get people to read what I write and develop a sudden desire to talk to me. But let’s face it, next to no one does that. Everyone views the pictures (if any) and skims through what was said and then decides from there. So instead of writing a plethora of information about myself that no one is going to read anyways I am going to just talk. If you happen to read this great, and if not great. I have finally reached an age and a place in my life where I am through trying to coax people into interacting with me. With that being said let’s get a couple things straight right off the bat.
1. No, I do not want to randomly hook up with you. (As cliché as this may sound it actually bares true)
2. No, I do not want to Netflix and chill. Chill maybe because I am a hangout kind of guy, but this will consist of chilling somewhere outside of my house (preferably a park or movie or something)
3. No, I am not looking for something casual or to be a part of your love triangle. (Old fashioned, enough said)
4. No, I am not going to chase you down to talk to me. If interested talk to me, if not don’t sit around waiting for me to always initiate the conversation. (will be waiting a long time, done playing this game)
Now with that out of the way let me say Hello (it’s me, I’ve been wondering….whoops, I digress haha) I try to inject humor into life, because what’s a life without laughter.
Random Facts in no particular order about me:
I study hard so I can get a piece of paper that says I am smart.
I recently became an uncle (first time woo hoo)
I have a dog that I call monkey boy even though his name is not that.
Video games help me clear my head
Music works better
I talk a lot (sometimes a lot, a lot)
I listen more
I am average height
My eyes are boring brown so I sometimes use apps to make them look cool
Joel Barrish and Vince Vaughn are my spirit animals
I am planning on making a living giving people advice
A simple life makes me smile
There is a lot more to me but this is a simple snapshot of what I feel is important right now. As I evolve and change so does my life. People can either be a part of that or get out of the way. Your choice.