I hate filling out profiles.
-football knowledge/affinity is a plus, just don't be a USC or patriots fan
-I eat like a fat kid but my metabolism matches the age bouncers think I am, so it'll catch up eventually but not yet
-my apartment is a mess and I'm usually too embarrassed to let anyone in, that includes myself - translation, better be your place because I'm not inviting
-my work involves body fluids, if you're a weak stomached, keep walking. You won't have to hear about it but you have to be able to interrupt me and tell me there's blood on my pants.
-That whole "don't walk off with strangers or hop into vans with candy" warning still is true, so hey back off, it might take a few messages for me to give you personal info. Being kidnapped with no one knowing where you are or stalked is not on my to do list.
-And men, hell I'd be careful too, women are crazy.
-There's no option to like both men and women on this site, not truly a concern, just curious. ;)
- Picture down until I'm inspired to share again, not sure why I keep going on the site when I don't go on any dates but I'll stop being a compulsive profile deleter and at least leave the wordy crap you could care less about
-both of us can't be "cool with whatever" so I call it first, don't say the same or else it will be a long awkward 7 minutes before I excuse myself
Keep it simple.
Neutral ground dinner and drinks.
Expectations will be that it will feel awkward until the first drink is gone, at least. If its still that way after 3, maybe it's time to sober up and call it.
Don't talk about anything in the future involving an "us" not even the next date, I got commitment issues.
I'm not disinterested in you if top ten espn plays are on and my attention no longer is on you, don't take it personal.
Keep a bit of mystery for yourself :)