You ever stop to think and forget to start again? Wait, What were we talking about? Oh yeah, you and me getting together for some silly times. My idea of a good date ends with us on the 11 o'clock news. This is because the only things worth doing need to be shared with others. So if you are tired of the same old yawning dates lets go make history. Boring dudes need not apply. Art is why I wake up in the morning. I sew, paint, dance, weld, widdle, write and throw down. I love the fact that boobytrap backwards is partyboob. I have a pet snake and am a believer that reptilians are mini little dinosaurs. Interested? I am looking for an outgoing man who is playful and responsible all at the same time. Comnuication and laughter is a must. He can be tall, not too short, thin or thick but please be fit.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Let's build a gun rack for my mass collection of super soakers. We can split the cost of a thousand pool noodles and tie them together to create the worlds largest raft. Then make our way to the river passing security with some cleverly smuggled alcoholic beverages. Finishing our date floating and toasting to nipples... because without them boobs would have no point. Muah!