You ever stop to think and forget to start again? What were we talking about again? Oh yeah you and me getting together for some silly times. My idea of a good date ends with us on the 11 o'clock news. This is because the only things worth doing need to be shared with others. So if you are tired of the same old yawning dates lets go make history. Boring dudes need not apply. So I enjoy bubble baths and have a pet snake. Are you still interested? Those of you still reading are probably an ok match for me. So lets move on to the perfect match. Art is why I wake up in the morning. I sew, paint, dance, weld, widdle, write and throw down. I am a simple lady who enjoys simple things. If you are one of those anaylitcal types, don't waste my time or yours. We will leave those people for the google SEO department to bore each other. I am Looking for an outgoing man who is silly and responsible all at the same time. He can be tall, not too short, thin or thick but please be fit. I like contagious smiles,tattoos and story holding scars(yeah its kinda hot).
Let's build a gun rack for my mass collection of super soakers. We can split the cost of a thousand pool noodles and tie them together to create the worlds largest raft. Then make our way to the river passing security with some cleverly smuggled alcoholic beverages. Finishing our date floating and toasting to nipples... because without them boobs would have no point. Muah!