I love food, so much that I am studying it on a molecular level.
Which means I am consistently inconsistent.
Not your typical crazy B
...but still crazy
you've been warned.
and some of you will still message me. why?
Because like myself, you seek a challenge, thrive on chaos and need the adrenaline rush of something new and exciting.
Plus the unknown is dangerous and intriguing.
Here's some of my dislikes:
-Dudes that have 74.5 pictures of their abs. I get it. You have a 12 pack
I'd take a skinny little punk over a beefy gym-addict any day of the week, sorry.
-Messages that say "hey" only. or "what up" only. It will take more than 7 letters to get my attention.
-Requests to "hang out". I don't know you. You don't know me. I could just keep your address on file and go in while you're not there and steal all of your shit, so don't be stupid. I'm not gunna come over to your house at midnight to "hang out" so don't bother asking.
I will talk to anybody, unless I don't feel like it.
I drink, Smoke, and do other morally questionable things, but not with strangers.
-Pictures of you with your dogs/cats. That sh*tmelts my heart away.
-Honesty. duh. if you just wanna hook up just say that and we can talk about why you're on here in the first place.
-guys with tattoos
-guys with mohawks
If you wanna know anything else, just ask.
Msg me if you would like to have a conversation. I dont respond to 'hey' or 'sup' .