You find me attractive. They all do. That's why I'm here. It's easy, you're easy and I get away with it. I'm good at this game and I win every time. You will fall for me no doubt. I am charming, I'm shy, I shed tears, I'm your perfect match. And then, after you've fallen in love with me which won't take long, I will begin to act different, be different and not be around so much. Why? Because I won, and now I'm bored and will move on to my next victim. You will be shocked, confused, but still under my control. I can come back to you here and there, at any time I please. You love me, I confused you and I now control you.
I copied and pasted some of yalls headlines below. You can't make this stuff up. The statement next to the headlines are the sarcastic somewhat fo real fo real responses that popped in my head. In the mean time, "happy hunting!"
Ok here it goes with some gagging headlines courtesy of...well - you :
"Headlines are for suckas"...amen brothaman...hittin' the nail right on the head.
"Hi"- umm hi??? (Awkward eyebrow raise)
"Just ask"- no sir you ask! Where is that manly man confidence? (Rolling of the eye)
"First time onliner"- why would you want to air that out? Keep that vCard to yourself bro!
"Enjoying life"- thanks for that rubbing in the face info buddy.
"Looking for friends"- uhh yeaaah, this isn't Barney and Friends on PBS
"Look deeper?"- wait what am I looking at? Oh your awful headline! Oh ok yeah- still awful.
"Peace and love!"- Hey everyone! meet Mr. America.
"Be well, do good, have fun" - But I do what I want I do what I want- its ma hot body!
"I'm different" - hmm really? Is that so? Then why did some big time rapper make millions off that song lyric? you're so two thousand and late.
"Is she out there?"- does it look like your potential prospects are wizards? No!
"Never trust a big butt and a smile"-oooo so you're saying you got both? Hmm ma kinda man! Oh but wait you're 3000 miles away. womp womp. Although I like big butts and I cannot lie.
"One hot doc"- first of all, get of over yourself second of all, get over yourself.
"Life's too short"- I.just.can't.even... Nope nope nope, no comment.
actually, please don't waste your time sending me a message because I'll read it and won't reply