Most guys get terrible results online. One reason is because their profile reads like a boring, dating profile shaped turd. Through my experience with online dating I have had the opportunity to chat and meet some of pof's finest....and unfortunately the not soo finest. Defiantly learned some important lessons about online dating.
The number one thing I learned was to be more specific when answering questions. Cause this is the sh*tI read in profiles all the time. I love walking on the beach and taking vacations and seeing movies. WOW me too!!!! And then I f'ing meet you and you're like lets go see some weird ass indie flic that's in Swahili (Holy crap, I spelled that word right on the first try??? I keep waiting for the red squiggly line to appear under it). So anyways be more specific and instead of saying I like walking on the beach and taking vacations and seeing movies......say something like, I like subtitled films that are boring as shit, walking on nude beaches and visiting huts in Africa that don't have tv's. That way people like me can avoid you like the plague.
Number two....Yuse spel chek. Utherwise u luk lik a dum ass!!!
Lastly show at least one full-body picture of yourself. I don't give a crap whether you look like Christina Aguilara 2011 or Christina Aguilara 2013. Embrace your body, look self confident. Or if you're not ready for that just photoshop your head onto Meaghan Fox's body and post that shit. I guarantee a bunch of guys will reply and as soon as they meet you in person they'll be won over by your sparkling personality and wont care that your picture was a total scam. Awwww sh*tmy sarcasm font must be broken.
Remember, you f'ing rock and someone would be lucky to find you. Unless you're an a ***hole or a cheater. In which case I hope you find someone and they dump your ass and you cry. Just sayin!!