I’m a huge a**. I won’t open doors for you, or pull out your chair because it's just too much effort. I expect you to cook me breakfast, make my lunch, have dinner ready and clean up my mess after I eat. And by the way, I’m a really messy eater. Food everywhere...On the floor, walls, and usually on my lap, but thats the least of your worries.
I leave my socks on the floor in the bedroom, and yes they stink. I hate to do laundry, and insist that you do it. Not just insist, you must LOVE to do my laundry and look forward to it. Look forward to it like a senior would a sponge bath. Look forward to it like you look forward to finding water in the desert. I think you get the picture.
Also I don’t waste my time being romantic. I expect action on the first date, big time action, before we go out for dinner or I wont pay for your meal. If things go well, head back to your place. (yes this has to be at your place because I don’t want you to know where I live).
POF (Plenty of Fish) says that I should also talk about these four points so as I don’t
waste my time and be successful here, so let me address each one:
1. Talk about your hobbies. – collecting expired coupons
2. Talk about your goals/aspirations – finding a rich woman to take care of me
3. Talk about yourself and what makes you unique – I love lamp
4. Your taste in music – the wiggles, william hung, spice girls
OK ladies, waiting for your emails…go!
All jokes aside, if you made it this far you might be a keeper! Basically I love life and I love living life. I enjoy the outdoors, traveling, cooking, laughing, concerts, video games, and because I'm canadian, HOCKEY! If your a Habs fan, please realize that there is no future between us. Of course family and friends are important to me aswell. I love kids, and one day want to start a family of my own with that special someone. I set a career goal years ago and now I work full time as an apprentice electrician. Even though it's kind of dangerous it keeps me on my toes and offers tons of tavelling and variety which I enjoy. So what's next? Send me a message!
in the works...