BraddPit: Screw this, I'm getting a dog
About
Non-smoker with Athletic body type
City
Sherwood park, Alberta
Details
39 year old Man, 5' 11" (180cm), Non-Religious
Ethnicity
Caucasian Capricorn with Brown hair
Intent
BraddPit Wants a relationship
Education
Some university
Personality
Animal Lover
Profession
You'll never see me coming







I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Prefer not to say
Marital Status Divorced Do you do drugs? No
Pets Dog Eye Color Hazel
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 7 years How ambitious are you? Somewhat Ambitious



About Me
I prefer the theatre, classical music and weepy movies. (I used to be an actor, i can appreciate dramas) I was the gangly geek who was the class clown. loved to make people laugh, still do. As I got older i started body building as my self confidence grew.
I work, and by working shift work all the days blur together. Weekend is a foreign word to me. There are other myths I remember from my old life. People talk about a burning ball of light that exists in the sky. The 'sun' or something. Like the moon only brighter. Pshaw. Just an urban myth from staring at lampposts too long.
I'm a silly romantic by some standards but I think of it as common courtesy. I'm at home giving massages (European, Asian and North American styles.) Poetry, both my own composistions and ones I have memorized over the years. STill can quote Shakespere plays. I'm silly because I like to open doors for woman, (if I can get there first). I like cute cards for no reason. (can't rhyme all the time)
I love animals, especially dogs.
REMEMBER- Men are like Toilets....All the good ones are taken, the rest are full of Crap!
I often lie awake thinking of stupid things....
- Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
- Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
- Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid
made with real lemons?
- Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
- When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
- Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
- Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
- You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
- Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
- Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
- If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress
- Did Adam and Eve have navels?
- What is the Plural for grilled Cheese?

First Date
Walk around and poke things with sticks,
Go out play board games, cards


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