A little about me...
I'm in my 60's; I feel like the 30's; I smell nice; I make a good salary; I'm very well read; I fit in with most situations; I dress well; strangers and friends love my style; I'm losing my hair, but in a sophisticated, chic, trendy manner; As far as balding guys go, I'm sort of cute; I have a clean bathroom; I put the seat down; I have 4 bicycles; I am in good shape; My motorcycle is old, but very well respected; I walk on beaches, but only when forced; I’ve known only one guy who actually liked to dance, his name was Jorge and he was gay; I like friendly, non-rabid dogs; I am funny; I never criticize someone without first walking a mile in their shoes, so that if I do criticize them, I'm a mile away and I have their shoes; I laugh a lot; I like my In-N-Out animal style (it’s a California thing); I am spiritual; I like garage sales, I camp, but only at places that have king beds and room service; I cook; I'm a good kisser; I know wine; I read a lot; I played the tuba; I'm witty; I'm charming; I have strong hands; I love to massage beautiful, soft feet for hours.
About the one I'm looking for...
You are a kind, peaceful person; You cry over people and pets, not over material things that will never cry over you; You have a great sense of humor; You aren't afraid to ask for what you want and need; Your mind, your emotions and your body are in good condition; You delight in your healthy libido and sexuality; Touching and being touched are your favorite forms of communication: Mood swings aren’t your main form of exercise; You are not undergoing electro-shock therapy; Your name is not in the DSM-4; You don’t carry a stun-gun or mace; You have a well used library card. You are a real woman and your man's best friend. You will never stand him up or let him down. You will reassure your man when he feels insecure, comfort him after a bad day, inspire him to do things he never thought he could do, to live life without fear or regrets, to express his deepest emotions and to give in to his most intimate desires. You make sure he feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and you enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive and invincible person anyone has ever seen... No,.. wait. Oops...I'm sorry. I'm thinking of whiskey, not women... It's whiskey that does all that stuff... Never mind... (just kidding)
Plan on something simple, brief, uncomplicated, and near an open exit in case our chemistry turns into hazmat. ;-)