I will make you laugh while being completely serious. I don't play mind games, nor do I placate low self esteem. I am a sucker for the entire package, and I like a woman who has a fit body with a pretty face, and is intelligent, and wants to enjoy life as much as possible. I just ask that when you message me, be honest, direct, and most of all, positive...a great attitude is a major turn-on.
All of that being said - I am not looking for a relationship. I am only looking for friends with benefits. I love giving it rough and I'm looking for a girl who can handle that.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
First date: fly to vegas, elope, develop a gambling problem, divorce.