A single lady, looking for a sincere, honest guy who isn't into games. I am looking for a partner for the last third of my life for a committed relationship. This package contains intelligence, desire to never stop learning, the ability to be a supportive partner who likes to laugh, have fun and enjoy life. I do not like drama, I avoid it at any cost. I have a great sense of humor, I am an amateur radio operator with the FCC and have a great desire to keep learning more, am a bit geekish but in a feminine geekish way. I want someone in my life that gives me something to look forward to, a person who I can make happy and they can reciprocate. SO, I have come up with a list.. read on.
70 reasons why you will like me:
1. I can give a kick-ass back rub..
2. I don't want your money, I have my own.
3. I always pick out the best Christmas trees
4. I am usually able to find Waldo
5. I have never caused a traffic accident because I was fixing my hair
6. I will help you give the finger to the person who cuts you off on the road
7. I'll let you sneak a taste when I'm cooking
8. I know CPR... at our age this can come in quite handy.
9. When you are trying to keep count, I will try and mess you up
10. I won’t steal medicine out of your medicine cabinet
11. I can be ready in 15 minutes or less
12. I'll make you laugh
13. I can make a mean pot of chili
14. I smell pretty good
15. I can pump my own gas and check my own fluids
16. I take a shower everyday, sometimes twice
17. I don't eat crackers in bed
18. I don't care what music we listen to in the car
19. I've never eaten a bon-bon on the sofa in my life
20. You just can't stop reading this!
21. I don't sweat the petty stuff and I don't pet the sweaty stuff
22. I always open a window when I paint
23. I've never been on Americas Most Wanted
24. I know how to make a fire
25. I'll thank you every time you open the door
26. Use as much salt as you want I don't care
27. I'll help you find your keys
28. I have all my teeth, well most of them…..my wisdom teeth are gone.
29. We can watch your movie first
30. You won’t be able to get me out of your head...
31. I don't litter
32. When I can I give to charity
33. I look both ways before I cross the street
34. I never look directly into the sun, okay maybe once.
35. I've never hung a pair of panty hose on the shower rack in my life
36. I can balance a check book
37. I would never yell "fire" in a crowded theater unless we both thought it was funny
38. I'm really good at sneaking food into the movies
39. I can usually eat spaghetti without getting sauce on my blouse
40. I have never had sexual relations with Bill Clinton
41. What else have you got to do?
42. I've never auditioned for American Idol
43. I don't eat yellow snow
44. You're getting very sleepy...
45. I've never been on Jerry Springer
46. I may have already won $10,000,000.
47. I'll let you drive every time if you want
48. I buy a new toothbrush every time the blue wears down
49. I know that objects in the mirror are bigger than they appear
50. I never leave the engine running while I'm pumping gas
51. I have run with scissors
52. I have no recent arrests
53. I know how to keep a secret
54. If you spell something wrong I'll just think it's cute
55. I've never failed a survey
56. I never put my fingers in the light socket
57. I have all my shots
58. I'm pretty darn funny
59. I don't care if you eat off my plate
60. When you're sleeping I'll always try to be quiet
61. I know the difference between they're, their, and there
62. I have never run out of gas
63. I do not have an adjustable rate mortgage
64. I'm really good at making lists
65. After reading this far you've got too much time invested already - might as well e-mail me
66. I know when to laugh and when not to...but I usually laugh
67. I know that when somebody tells you that they never lie, that is when I should be the most careful.
67. I can count to at least 67
68. I suck at strip poker
69. I'll pretend I didn't see you look at that chick with the big boobs
70. I'll always be impressed with how strong you are
OH AND ONE MORE THING... GO EAGLES!
I am easy to get along with and I am easy to talk to. I walk a few miles daily in this fantastic park so please feel free to join me. I enjoy being outdoors. Photography comes into play for an extra hobby during these times as well. I love to read and I love good conversation. I like laughing and holding hands and just feeling that "oneness". I'm a good listener and am high intelligence and low maintenance.
I am easy going and will accept you for who you are. Accept me for who I am. I am me. I'm not perfect but I'm definitely not fake!
If you like to laugh, enjoy being with someone who is drama free and wants to just enjoy being with you and having a good time. Let's take it as it comes. It'll be fun!! You never know!
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